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I'm not much of a cereal eater.
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I do not eat ice-cream in order to get fat. I eat ice-cream because it tastes good and it makes me feel good to eat ice-cream. I am not fat because I eat ice-cream, but because I like things that taste good and make me feel good. Sorry, this argument doesn't work. Sorry to advocate for the devil.
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It isn't legal to run over protesting pedestrians anywhere that I could find. I also couldn't find anything of any incident happening in Cardiff, Wales, or the UK. Maybe you need to chill tf out and stop trying to scare people to make your point?
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Peter Piper 'selected' a peck of pickled peppers. Happy now?
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Satan (talking to his lawyer): I know. It's just, why do you always have to be such a contrarian?
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Barbara Streisand was very flattered when they named an effect after her.
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They escaped. (I pooped.)
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So did you think it was spelled 'stawberry' or 'strawbery' because...
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Now I want a scene with Poison Ivy saying, in a very West-Coast accent (ironic or not). "You know, plants like, have souls and can feel pain too," before ripping a big fat bite of a ridiculously large and juicy burger.
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Sometimes when you're so obsessed with protecting something, you squeeze too tight and, like so many bars of soap, it goes shooting out of your grasp. Fingers crossed for the end of publicly funded organized sports.
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Don't you know that the police and justice system systematically target certain people? Just another witch hunt! Trump will respond with tariffs and firings against the corrupt departments who sponsor these unfair practices. Before long, they will be completely defunded. Make America Great Again!
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Salt makes things taste better.
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You’re telling me a Ben folded this song?
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"The Simpsons did it." and that is very meta.
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A hadith for the digital age.