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"... Today, on my celebrity podcast, I will explain why the man I supported for President is such a danger to the world. For more insights, you can catch me on BBC Politics, read my column in The Times and buy my book: "How to Save the World" (revised edition)..."

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Ballet Shoes. My absolute favourite book as a kid. It's dead posh here though

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The Busy World of Doctor Who

submitted 8 days ago • 43 comments

*quietly beatboxing while my fiancé says her vows

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I got stood out at lunch for shaking my bag of salt n shake crisps

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I forgot Jimmy Nail was in Evita.

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fuck around then, Pingu

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

I'm going to go and find his grave 🫡

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re worried that tariffs might prevent you from buying American beer, simply make your own by persuading your cat to piss into a tin can and adding soap suds. If it’s still too strong, dilute it with bathwater.

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One more day and DryJanuary is done, we can go to the pub again! Six Nations Egg Noncing starts Think I'll do February as well

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Scarrybara on his way to steal your girl. #art #capybara #RichardScarry #yuzu

submitted 23 days ago • 14 comments

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

submitted 28 days ago • 154 comments

Gladiators 🤩

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Touching words there

submitted 37 days ago • 18 comments

-Yes I'd like to solve the puzzle

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

Quite a fun cry for help

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

One of my favourite conspiracy theories is that Australia doesn't exist and Britain made it up to cover for the fact that they used to simply take convicts out to sea and just chuck them off the boat.

submitted 51 days ago • 44 comments

I feel very strongly that candy canes ought to have an alternative, more british sounding name. What are we doing calling those things candy canes?! I'm going to call them.... shepherd's peppermints.

submitted 56 days ago • 19 comments

-I really can't stay -No no of course, you'll want to get on your way, the traffic, well, lovely to see you (Baby It's Cold Outside, UK version)

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Liz Truss’ roast potato recipe is a great explainer for British politics 2016-2024. Aggressively contrarian, determinedly simplistic, objectively wrong. A masterpiece.

submitted 59 days ago • 29 comments

I showed this the kids and they're shocked there's so many people in one place who've never seen Muppets Christmas Carol before

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Bartender: What’ll it be? Me: Gravy Bartender: pours a shot Me: Leave the boat

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

the brick in the nuts guy just got sentenced to two and half years in prison which makes this even funnier 😄

submitted 61 days ago • 33 comments

Wedding anniversaries: 1 - Paper 3 - Leather 5 - Wood 10 - Tin 20 - China 25 - Silver 30 - Pearl 40 - Ruby 50 - Gold 60 - Printer Ink

submitted 63 days ago • 10 comments

Proceed

submitted 64 days ago • 159 comments

What? All he gets at our house is a mince pie.

submitted 67 days ago • 10 comments

Things escalate quickly in Essex.

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

Absolutely fuck driving

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

[snowman comes to life in garden] ME: my goodness what a magical- SNOWMAN: your mum got any nice hats ME: uh I think so? SNOWMAN: gonna wear one and put on make up while she's sleeping, that's cool right ME: not really? SNOWMAN: cool if I borrow your dad's bike? wanna put the shits up a fox

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments