One of my favourite conspiracy theories is that Australia doesn't exist and Britain made it up to cover for the fact that they used to simply take convicts out to sea and just chuck them off the boat.
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1,9 billion dollars in social media disinformation. How much spend musk ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YI8FGBf_Yc
Especially considering that if they really did just chuck the convicts in the ocean, it wouldn't even be close to the worst thing the British Empire did.
That's a pretty out-dated trope. When I moved to the UK there was 200k Aussies in the UK, and many were having the time of their lives doing annual backpacker trips around Europe, funded by part-time bar work in London.
When the GEC hit in 07/08 they all went home & got $100k+ jobs in mining.
Well you have to admit it's kind of hard to explain where the idea for a 5-ft tall hopping marsupial with a pouch and no neck came from when we're still trying to grasp the reality of a leopard moose camel with a 10-ft neck.
I'd refute that theory as I've been there. Unless that is, the pilots of the plane I was in were part of the conspiracy and they just flew round in circles for a few hours before landing in the Isle of Man and calling it 'Australia'. I mean, it isn't impossible... 😉😄
Sir David Attenborough once got steaming drunk and missed a day’s filming. Rather than admitting it to his bosses, he dressed up one of Terry Nutkins’ otters and invented the duck-billed platypus, and he’s basically just been styling it out ever since.
Real countries have *real* national dishes. Australia purports to have BBQ as a "national dish"... I mean, the people who made this all up didn't even think this one through. A cooking technique is *not* a national dish.
I've always had doubts
for starters that there is over 20 million of them when they tell us everything crawling and flying is so deadly.
Are we being conned?🤣
https://maps.app.goo.gl/pVdhcx6Z4SunBnAQ7
Just sayin 🤔
I reckon it's hallucinogenic drugs they spray just before 'landing'. After all, after flying for that long, surely we'd go over the edge
I'm reminded of this every time I'm online at a mad time of the day and it's all just "Australians" posting stuff to pretend they're real people who actually exist.
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These conspiracy theories and extreme intolerance all seem to start from the 'other colony' where they sent all their Puritans. 🤣
That one and "Birds aren't Real" are my faves
1,9 billion dollars in social media disinformation. How much spend musk ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YI8FGBf_Yc
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Which explains why so many end up doing bar work.
When the GEC hit in 07/08 they all went home & got $100k+ jobs in mining.
The rest of it probably doesn’t exist.
I assume they believe the US is made up, which it is.
Don’t believe it?
Ever seen one in a zoo?
“It is, honestly.”
“I’m just going to get a bit closer…”
“DON’T DO THAT!”
“Why not?”
“Err… umm… neurotoxin.”
“What?!”
“It’s loaded with the stuff. In a, uh, barb.”
“Well I can’t see a barb, Sir David!”
“It’s, err, in its armpit…”
I've always had doubts
for starters that there is over 20 million of them when they tell us everything crawling and flying is so deadly.
Are we being conned?🤣
Just sayin 🤔
I reckon it's hallucinogenic drugs they spray just before 'landing'. After all, after flying for that long, surely we'd go over the edge
You're fooling nobody.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?