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Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.

submitted 8 hours ago • 50 comments

Imagine being on this site for any length of time and coming to the conclusion that there's a "lack of diversity of thought." The only way to come to that conclusion is if you don't actually use that platform for anything other than your own intellectual masturbatory posts.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

No no no.... No. You were supposed to say "I'm here you fuckaas bitch"

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Why are so many videos I see of ICE comprised of people that would be considered morbidly obese medically? There's people saying that it's propaganda that they deputized proud boys/J6'rs and they are actual federal agents. But, like, actual federal agents need to meet fitness requirements.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

finally got to the truth

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

My hot take is if you can bomb three countries at the same time, you have too many bombs.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Addams Family was 10x better than The Munsters anyway.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That's it. We have now crossed the line, the point of no return, the Rubicon. We're talking at least thirty hours of speech-making, followed by a rigorous book tour. The moment demands nothing less.

submitted 1 day ago • 132 comments

The state of California needs to arrest the DHS "security" forces for assault and every Democrat in the U.S. Senate needs to sign onto a campaign to impeach Kristi Noem. Right fucking now.

submitted 1 day ago • 256 comments

Guillotines are such a cool thing that should never have went out of style. Anyway, now that I've said that, I've been asleep for 7 months. What's new?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

For someone who uses his full name like John Wilkes Booth, this is certainly a dopey cunt take.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know what it says about my brain that I saw Harvey Fierstein trending and I was like "I should watch Kull the Conquerer, I haven't seen it in at least 20 years." I totally fucking blanked that Kevin Sorbo was Kull for about 30 seconds and that's why I haven't watched it again.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

As someone who predicted RDJ as Doom 10 months before it was announced: Doctor Who should have Billie Piper be the beginning of the Valeyard, following Ncuti Gatwa having "ice in his heart" now. We should be close to that era in number of regenerations. Then... (1/2)

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

No, by all means post "Who gets JD Vance in the divorce?" It's VERY original and clever and we've not seen it at least 3 dozen times in the last 24 hours.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

submitted 8 days ago • 62 comments