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catwizard.bsky.social
I like D&D and puns
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Downside to low turnout is there's no one to grant my fingers crossed wish.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

This should just be a pop up every time you open a browser/app.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.

submitted 23 hours ago • 55 comments

Imagine being on this site for any length of time and coming to the conclusion that there's a "lack of diversity of thought." The only way to come to that conclusion is if you don't actually use that platform for anything other than your own intellectual masturbatory posts.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

No no no.... No. You were supposed to say "I'm here you fuckaas bitch"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why are so many videos I see of ICE comprised of people that would be considered morbidly obese medically? There's people saying that it's propaganda that they deputized proud boys/J6'rs and they are actual federal agents. But, like, actual federal agents need to meet fitness requirements.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

finally got to the truth

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

My hot take is if you can bomb three countries at the same time, you have too many bombs.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Addams Family was 10x better than The Munsters anyway.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

That's it. We have now crossed the line, the point of no return, the Rubicon. We're talking at least thirty hours of speech-making, followed by a rigorous book tour. The moment demands nothing less.

submitted 2 days ago • 132 comments

The state of California needs to arrest the DHS "security" forces for assault and every Democrat in the U.S. Senate needs to sign onto a campaign to impeach Kristi Noem. Right fucking now.

submitted 2 days ago • 257 comments

Guillotines are such a cool thing that should never have went out of style. Anyway, now that I've said that, I've been asleep for 7 months. What's new?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

For someone who uses his full name like John Wilkes Booth, this is certainly a dopey cunt take.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know what it says about my brain that I saw Harvey Fierstein trending and I was like "I should watch Kull the Conquerer, I haven't seen it in at least 20 years." I totally fucking blanked that Kevin Sorbo was Kull for about 30 seconds and that's why I haven't watched it again.

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As someone who predicted RDJ as Doom 10 months before it was announced: Doctor Who should have Billie Piper be the beginning of the Valeyard, following Ncuti Gatwa having "ice in his heart" now. We should be close to that era in number of regenerations. Then... (1/2)

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

No, by all means post "Who gets JD Vance in the divorce?" It's VERY original and clever and we've not seen it at least 3 dozen times in the last 24 hours.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments