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shorty got so low. their life is spiraling down. shorty has hit rock bottom. || they/them || 🐦: MacTireDona
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my water heater is leaking & i'm thirty-something years old & all i wanna do is call my dad

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

every sunday i set off our fire alarm and every sunday i am reminded that none of this would be necessary if i owned a toaster

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

we were told that the internet was bad today bc, & i quote, "wind", which is an entire mood

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

listening to a book about bears & the amount of people who want to be Near Them is deeply concerning

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

spotify likes to do this thing where it goes silent after playing three ads &, upon checking, turns out to be playing a 71-hour file of what i can only assume is dead air

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

there is a Large Fly in my bathroom, which mostly means that i don't have a bathroom anymore, just an en suite Fly Jail

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

the absolute snorting fit i just had hearing this girl say "i don't believe in spiritual marriage"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

my entire d&d party: we have done nothing wrong, ever, in our entire lives our dm: well, that's categorically A Giant Lie, but sure

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

i came here to Say Something and, as often happens, i got distracted slash forgot what

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

even though i rarely am, i hate being sick, and even if we'd sent covid the way of the sweating sickness, i'd still be wearing a mask

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

why does spotify think that, not only do i listen to a lot of outkast, i want to listen to more, different outkast

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

as my sister said today, t-pain really went off when he said "ooh, she made us drinks to drink, we drunk 'em, got drunk"

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

pandora playing darude's sandstorm (sped up) (radio edit) is attacking me specifically

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

sitting down with publishing & saying "we need to norm our star-based rubric before we go any further"

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment