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shorty got so low. their life is spiraling down. shorty has hit rock bottom. || they/them || 🐦: MacTireDona
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& i was fine until i wrote down the thought i was literally having all afternoon & now! i am not
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this ep is about the rodeo & the way i do not understand anything about what is happening
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billy zane! this ep is supposed to be "italian! wine! mafia? crime!" but really it's an excuse to put jessica in a fringed vest, cowboy hat, & a red bandana
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good to know jeffrey tambor has always sounded Exactly Like That
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i, too, would like to be rendered entirely useless by a minor inconvenience & have those around me just go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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patrick mcgoohan, a true chameleon! took me staring at his face while it was paused for the dishes for me to recognize him
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they've asked angela lansbury to sit in a courtroom & have face journeys while two other actors chew scenery for a jury made up of me
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john glover has a certain kinda pointy new england rat face that we've almost lost. christian bale almost has it, but it's not quite pointy enough.
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george clooney was in this one & he contributed NOTHING; they set up this whole romeo & juliet thing & then focus on old men embezzling it's astounding
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the denouement of this ep was basically "also, there's a guy living in the walls of this office building, but it's probably fine" like what?
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the number of star trek actors i've seen has reached absurdity: mulgrew, de lancie, takei, burton, auberjonois—& i'm only on s3
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i don't wanna see a bear anywhere but on the bear cam, which is a minimum of four thousand miles away from me & my squishy self
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I SAW YOU, YOU SON OF BITCH, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE
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the kids have it right, rizz is everything, and somewhere somebody fucked up and gave tom selleck a whole fucking boatload of it
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i have never before seen a man make a right angle with his arms and mean it as a threat with his whole chest, what a gift this has been
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AND STARRING MAGNUM, P.I. AS MAGNUM, P.I. god, we used to have television and people used to have mustaches
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this lady just described a tontine & was like "i'm very nervous about the implications" like yeah babe that's why they're 90% illegal
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like, sir, the analog radio that actually plays the music i asked for would never AND it has weather
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they keep using greystone manor as a filming location & i just keep yelling "LET ME IN THAT HOOOOOOOUSE"
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everyone's like "i don't want you to say any more to her" as if jessica has literally any legal authority beyond an unnatural eagerness to serve as a witness for the prosecution
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the way they have to bend to reality & send jessica tromping through these circus grounds in wedges instead of pumps, but god forbid they go as far as give her sneakers
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this time it was john de lancie playing a perfect caricature of a man named binky
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the way i just watch this show & yell people's names when they come up on the guest star list
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the patience they have every time we attempt to solve problems through the passionate application of worker's rights & workplace safety standards
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bryan cranston (as yet a nobody, he's exploded) & linda hamilton (two years off TERMINATOR) are in this
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this ep is set in a small town in alabama & i am extremely tense
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WAIT it was something about being astounded at how many people, in this day & age, who actively choose to put food on their christmas slash holiday trees & call it decor
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like nothing great came from the pandemic, but i'll take the fact that it's now mostly acceptable for me to wear a mask everywhere
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MARK CULP! just the perfect villain—charismatic as all get out even as it's patently obvious that he could snap at any moment
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you play MS JACKSON one time i s2g
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from the mouth of an incredibly silly song, a perfect job description
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the second the subtitles said "[SINGING IN NATIVE AMERICAN]" (゜゜;)
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mmm...this ep centers partially around an anasazi archeological site and the first nations representations are...how do you say...not great
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how am i supposed to have a mini-rave in my shower if it only lasts two-and-a-half minutes
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doing this has also made it clear that i very much treat wall art like the busiest of victorian drawing rooms, just slap it all up there
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education is a fever dream of made-up shit that's so entrenched that, even when we acknowledge that it's nonsense, we do it using the things we've just declared are nonsense