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July's gonna be my personal Star Wars month. I still have a lot of joy for this whole universe and what we have. The only Star Wars property I have anything truly negative to say about is The Rise of Skywalker.

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I regret to inform a lot pearl clutches out there that, where we are with Mr Beast now is not that far from where we were with American Idol 20+ years ago

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Doctor Who finale: Again I am disappointed. Davies again shows he doesn't know how to pay off a set up properly while hand waving away a villain I was waiting basically my whole life for. Russell's writing has actually gotten worse with age. 2 reveals/moments I really liked, that's about it.

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OK wow yeah Thunderbolts* really is like The Boys but written for actual adults.

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TIRED: Star Wars is a kids series WIRED: Andor introduced additional adult complexity relating to the complex nuances of authoritarianism INSPIRED: Star Wars is relevant to real life bc our political leadership say things like “your death is inevitable” & cackle while trying to maximize mass death

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@dropout.tv truly has just the best marketing. A 10 minute clip on YouTube made me go "hell, I'm putting on this full episode of Smarty Pants"

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Someone said shop local bc otherwise teenagers first jobs will be in an Amazon warehouse instead of an ice cream shack on the beach and now I can't stop thinking about that

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Let's. Fucking. Go. Good energy, your honor

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Everyone 6 months and older is eligible to get a flu vaccine. It makes no sense to restrict Covid vaccines to only people who have specific medical conditions. The FDA is basing its decisions on politics, not science.

submitted 12 days ago • 234 comments

don't listen to Alexander, DNC affiliated plutocrats. for just $100 million i will be your liberal Joe Rogan and give listeners advice on setting up squat routines while questioning the moon landing

submitted 12 days ago • 67 comments

man, my own parents dying of cancer isn't my primary concern right now because they are dead and a shitload of living people are in danger and might yet be saved. i do not give the slightest fuck what happens to Biden.

submitted 13 days ago • 27 comments

Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments, Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth, Turn melancholy forth to funerals: The pale companion is not for our pomp.

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My place of business has a lot of "end of the school year" field trips right now. Middle schoolers are the worst dude.

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They said "rodeo" and I thought they meant an actual rodeo which still didn't make much sense because people who love rodeos fuckin LOVE rodeos. But this is about pro wrestling which is some of the most impressive physicality and control you can find in the entertainment world. What a fuckin nerd.

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So now we're taking ideas straight from the torture pits of hell itself and running with it?

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I never want to talk about Star Wars on the internet ever again. I'm gonna take these little weird movies and shows I enjoy and shut up. I love that people love Andor, but it's super weird that others see the need to backhand other projects in that enjoyment. I liked Obi-Wan and Ahsoka. Sue me.

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My (least) favorite thing is the MAHA crowd are inveterate rubes, some of whom have absolutely valid concerns about things like water safety and the necessity of food purity laws, who have allowed themselves to be snookered by the most obviously untrustworthy movement in living memory.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

touching their face and saying "it looks so real" when I meet a friend's new boyfriend

submitted 19 days ago • 15 comments

"They." I'm going to bill the Telegraph for the time it took me to find this. It was two seconds of course, but I bill by the hour.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Blind Alley No. 372

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

Star Wars Lore is the best regardless of era. Its all great. I love it all. Give me all of it please

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Seriously. All these people foaming at the mouth for David Hogg's head are scaring me. What did they all think "passing the torch to younger leaders" was going to look like in a political era where spineless geriatrics become rabid at the idea they might lose their career seat at civil service?

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I know I’ll invite controversy, but a lot of people have been yelling that the DNC has to pass the torch to young leaders… to listen to what they’re saying… to listen to what they want. A lot of those same people are mad at David Hogg for taking a leadership position & telling us what they want. 🧐

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

However you feel about David Hogg, the DNC basically going to war with him over challenging their "we're not changing anything about our fundraising-above-all-else & support-incumbents-no-matter-what strategy" doesn't inspire much confidence in their ability to understand/meet this political moment

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

He's a billionaire, but his political instincts are uncanny. I know full well if he truly believed half of what he said he'd never have become a billionaire in the first place, but even he understands that if he wants to be president then the moment calls for doing things that are actually popular.

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I don't think there's anything like watching Star Wars movies and shows on weekends. I just love this universe so much. I'm generally far less critical of Star Wars and enjoy it well into my adulthood (grew up with prequels, really into lore and head canons, didn't think Ep. 8 was that bad)

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Dr. Oz can eat my entire ass.

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