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Enough with the fucking “this is a distraction” bullshit. That’s your cowardice speaking. It is incredibly easy to say “These people are exactly the same as the messiest disasters you personally know, and would you want those people in charge of your daily budget? Your house? Your healthcare?”

submitted 13 hours ago • 72 comments

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

submitted 4 days ago • 587 comments

When I was a kid the thing I most wanted from Star Wars was a lightsaber but now I think I'd probably prefer a competent rebellion.

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

Here's my thing: I actually don't mind The Doctor taking past faces as a new regeneration. This opens some fascinating character development and character growth (yes these are different) what I mind is the lack of consistency. We really need someone to come on & fully reboot this franchise. 1/2

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone’s all “the Billie Piper Doctor should meet 14” and whatever, but come on. The real gold is Jackie Tyler discovering the Doctor nicked his daughter’s face.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Maybe my favorite underrated Futurama joke

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These people are just wrong about literally everything.

submitted 4 days ago • 293 comments

If you know someone who is "happy too much" that's a good luck charm and A party-starter in human form. If you know someone who smiles too much, simply don't trust them.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

July's gonna be my personal Star Wars month. I still have a lot of joy for this whole universe and what we have. The only Star Wars property I have anything truly negative to say about is The Rise of Skywalker.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I regret to inform a lot pearl clutches out there that, where we are with Mr Beast now is not that far from where we were with American Idol 20+ years ago

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Doctor Who finale: Again I am disappointed. Davies again shows he doesn't know how to pay off a set up properly while hand waving away a villain I was waiting basically my whole life for. Russell's writing has actually gotten worse with age. 2 reveals/moments I really liked, that's about it.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

OK wow yeah Thunderbolts* really is like The Boys but written for actual adults.

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TIRED: Star Wars is a kids series WIRED: Andor introduced additional adult complexity relating to the complex nuances of authoritarianism INSPIRED: Star Wars is relevant to real life bc our political leadership say things like “your death is inevitable” & cackle while trying to maximize mass death

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

@dropout.tv truly has just the best marketing. A 10 minute clip on YouTube made me go "hell, I'm putting on this full episode of Smarty Pants"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Someone said shop local bc otherwise teenagers first jobs will be in an Amazon warehouse instead of an ice cream shack on the beach and now I can't stop thinking about that

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

Let's. Fucking. Go. Good energy, your honor

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone 6 months and older is eligible to get a flu vaccine. It makes no sense to restrict Covid vaccines to only people who have specific medical conditions. The FDA is basing its decisions on politics, not science.

submitted 17 days ago • 234 comments

don't listen to Alexander, DNC affiliated plutocrats. for just $100 million i will be your liberal Joe Rogan and give listeners advice on setting up squat routines while questioning the moon landing

submitted 17 days ago • 67 comments

man, my own parents dying of cancer isn't my primary concern right now because they are dead and a shitload of living people are in danger and might yet be saved. i do not give the slightest fuck what happens to Biden.

submitted 18 days ago • 26 comments

Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments, Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth, Turn melancholy forth to funerals: The pale companion is not for our pomp.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

My place of business has a lot of "end of the school year" field trips right now. Middle schoolers are the worst dude.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

They said "rodeo" and I thought they meant an actual rodeo which still didn't make much sense because people who love rodeos fuckin LOVE rodeos. But this is about pro wrestling which is some of the most impressive physicality and control you can find in the entertainment world. What a fuckin nerd.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

So now we're taking ideas straight from the torture pits of hell itself and running with it?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I never want to talk about Star Wars on the internet ever again. I'm gonna take these little weird movies and shows I enjoy and shut up. I love that people love Andor, but it's super weird that others see the need to backhand other projects in that enjoyment. I liked Obi-Wan and Ahsoka. Sue me.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

My (least) favorite thing is the MAHA crowd are inveterate rubes, some of whom have absolutely valid concerns about things like water safety and the necessity of food purity laws, who have allowed themselves to be snookered by the most obviously untrustworthy movement in living memory.

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

touching their face and saying "it looks so real" when I meet a friend's new boyfriend

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

"They." I'm going to bill the Telegraph for the time it took me to find this. It was two seconds of course, but I bill by the hour.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Blind Alley No. 372

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments