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Fuck these cumfuckers and their eugenics bullshit. That's OUR money. These fucks have NO RIGHTS to it. Start making phone calls and remind your representatives WHY they're called "representatives".

It's strips like this that's why I preferred the animated Heathcliff over the newspaper one.

We surrendered to insurrection when your boss evaded prosecution and he pardoned all the rioters.

2nd Amendment Bitches: "I need muh guns to protect from gov'ment tyranny!" *government starts tyranny-ing* 2nd Amendment Bitches: "Can we help yuz get rid of them brown folks?"

"What they want is for people to look at who's rich, who’s important & say, 'That’s just the way things are. That’s the way they're supposed to be.' They don’t want people looking back at the past & saying, “This is because of slavery or Jim Crow or because women were excluded from the workforce.'”

Right back at ya, fucko.

I loathe Musk as much as anyone else but for a sitting president to openly threaten a private citizen over what political donations he or she chooses to make is a reminder of how authoritarian this country is becoming by the day - by the hour even!

Los Angeles: if you get tear gas or see other people who have been and someone calling themselves a medic tries to use milk to wash their eyes out SLAP THAT MILK JUG OUT THEIR FUCKING HAND. MILK DOES NOT WASH OUT TEAR GAS. Just use bottled water please.

Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there. What an unbelievable asshole.

You fools. You’ve chosen to attack the one spot where he’s completely invincible

So, apparently a new Deadpool is coming (that's what SHE said).

#Elephants with jobs: Life guard

Note to Democrats hungry for Elon Musk's money: The answer isn't to suck up to him. If you suck up to him, all that will happen is that he'll take more money from American taxpayers. The answer is to tax the shit out of him.

If a Muslim in the US publicly called for a missile strike on a famous celebrity activist onboard a civilian ship or plane, the FBI would be investigating them for terrorism. But a rich white guy gets to incite violence without any consequences 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

Anyone else have to suffer through Fascist Barbie's radio commercials listing three of the ACCUSED violent illegals allegedly caught thanks to TACO? 1st, we know NONE of them were given due process--her own words imply as much. 2nd, homegrown assholes have committed crimes just as bad AND worse.

Jessica Tarlov: “How can you actually sit here in comforts of our air conditioned studio or in your big nice house and be comfortable knowing that there are people not convicted of anything left to rot in a foreign prison?” Gutfeld: “He has been convicted.” Tarlov: “He has not.”

I 100% support this outcome for Agent Orange.

Mansplaining pedophilia. (He also posted that in college he had sex with underage girls but that doesn’t make him a pedophile) I will never tire of them outing themselves as fucking creeps.

Please enter. BLACK PANTHER: BLOOD HUNT would not exist if I hadn't won Milestone's talent contest and Farid Karami hadn't won Top Cow's. You never know what might happen unless you try.

Can we please have a general strike now

Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.

MAGA: Anyone who trusts Elon is a fool. Me: But your guy trusted him with the keys to our entire government like 5 minutes ago. MAGA: Your a dum hore!

This ⬇️

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

Simone Biles, continuing to prove she’s the GOAT

Call it what it is, two spoiled, narcissistic brats of MEN fighting each other at the level they only know how because of their egos and selfishness. Not "fighting like teenage girls" or "chick fight" or "middle school mean girls."

UNBOUND AUTHORS: We’ve prepared a letter you can send to administrators to demand things like expedited rights reversion, no AI use, return of electronic files (cover art, typesetting, etc) and the option to get any remaining copies of your books. DM me and I will send the template over

This technology - call it whatever you want - has no democratic use case whatsoever. It is a mechanism designed to wrest financial and physical autonomy away from ordinary people on a scale we've never seen. Kill it with fire.

America’s safety now hinges on a guy whose emergency contact is still his mom.

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The only non-criminal deportation I'd support.

I guess what he's saying is they're both dicks.