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around age 35 you start clearing your throat and just never stop

submitted 240 days ago • 30 comments

some men’s baldness reveals itself artfully, hair falling away to unveil a beautiful scalp, as michelangelo would free a statue from a block of marble. but other men’s heads burst forth from their hair in an unsightly mockery of birth, a blighted plain upon which some remnants of life still cling

submitted 1 hour ago • 10 comments

(being normal) wow, how about those events?

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

imagine what our pundit class could accomplish if they didn’t go to the same parties

submitted 2 hours ago • 8 comments

mass protest is not the right way to oppose fascism. the right way to oppose fascism is to shake your head and say “no thank you” whenever a fascist offers you some fascism

submitted 13 hours ago • 70 comments

(guy who invented washing your penis) no, it’s supposed to look like that

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

cool good luck

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

they call me the Woke Papa John

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

half-devoured by a giant serpent I promise I'm not trying to "shed" my responsibilities, haha! But seriously, I will be out of the office unexpectedly until Friday at the earliest, depending on how things go with the snake

submitted 487 days ago • 1 comment

i’m a mainstream democrat and i know two things that are 100% true: 1. kamala harris’ plan to allow small businesses to take a standard $50k deduction on start up expenses when filing their taxes spoke directly the american working class 2. any amount of mild criticism means you voted for trump

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Tokyo 10/10

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The Times is a big paper. There are many thoughtful writers there doing really good work. Unfortunately most of your subscription goes to paying for the people who soft-focus nazi pedophiles or write op-eds titled “I Personally Respect Trans People, Just A Little Less Than Dogs.” Cancel your sub

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

becoming one of those “I’m not like other members of my generation, I listen to REAL music” guys but for Tin Pan Alley

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Ro Khanna

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

just had a baby nap jet lag nap day off nap (spontaneous) day off nap (planned) after lunch nap after brunch nap getting hit by a bus accidentally napped too late and now it’s dark outside nap

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

It may be hard for the activists to accept, but the truth is no community is a monolith. For instance, I have heard from many people who tell me they WANT to get sliced clean in half with my big laser. They actually prefer it. Being in half

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

they’re raising the price again, this thing is outperforming my 401k

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

If Elon Musk isn’t a political ally, then why is he such an active participant in the #teslatakedown movement?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

elon does not have the heart of a poster. not even close. trying to tag another account in to your fight is the number one coward move

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

I’m thinking about sneaking a peek inside that black book my master keeps chained to the desk at the top of his tower. I bet there’s some pretty interesting stuff in there

submitted 281 days ago • 15 comments

my legs always hurt so bad after a long flight. I’m envisioning a sort of machine for muscle recovery that sucks each leg into a big tube in sequence like a giant milking machine

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

woman on the plane took a break from lecturing her seat mate on the ecological benefits of veganism to announce she was “using AI to learn about crypto”

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

they should invent a pill that shrinks you down to the size of a teeny little guy before long flights. stretched out on a tiny beach chair pitched on the seat, nibbling a peanut the size of your body, drinking a bloody mary out of a thimble, etc

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

funniest thing happened at work today: turns out my unorthodox methods, once considered dangerous and heretical, are the only strategies that can save us from an enemy whose tactics are, some might say, as unconventional as my own

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

mdf is the hot dog of wood

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments