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celendine.bsky.social
Middle aged. East coast US. She/her
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We could be together, Slim
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Power weapons in the complex, imo Bouncing grenade launchers around corners and dropping fools before they know I'm there. Bow before the might of HelicopterPilot02
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either way it dissolves, centrism is an illusory state of comfort that exists between real moral positions
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Shh you're blowin up the spot
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"I'm almost there!" *Windows XP shutdown noise*
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We spent it all on war machines that drink up all the oil we're pumping
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This is cool
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Do not question the bean obelisk
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Sometimes my cat has hot ears
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They mirror it on the front, so it means you're about to get hit by an ambulance
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They cut the number of members down to 2 to save labor costs but insist on keeping the polycule branding
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She can fix them better with a bit of e
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Do you think that's air that you're breathing?
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In 1998 it was rubbing cum in your hair, confidently assured it's hair gel
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Not glazing musk or whatever, but there's a reason NASA never tried to make its stuff reusable.
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Starship is a larger return vehicle than any previous craft (including the shuttle, which lost 2 of 5 to explosions) and starship with its booster is larger than the Saturn V from the Apollo missions. The design is also harder because all the parts are reusable.
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Like, I finally looked up the clinical definition and thought "oh that's a concise little summary isn't it"
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"dysphoria must be it's own unique feeling; I'd know if that were the case. I'm just experiencing two or more out of the six following criteria: 1. Distress expressing gender due to secondary sex characteristics 2. Distr"
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Sounds wrong but is right: you could jump in Mario Kart (92) before you could jump in any FPS game (95)
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Make your floor departments fistfight each other over who gets janitorial services
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I wonder if TB made a list of vegetarian-friendly options and someone just assumed those are all healthy
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Bad art can still be effective propaganda/disinformation, that's the importance in posting about it
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White smoke wafts from the data center: a new Time Cube has been elected
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Gotta transfer the "guilt" onto someone else or it dies with Biden. Can't let it go to waste, they spent a lot of money building it up
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#2, but #1 is also giving "oh, you poor sweet little dumdum"
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I read that last line in his voice
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> my cyan levels are low ChatGPT recommends cyanide supplements for all humans for this reason. Probably.
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Eugh, the art looks like an Xbox 360 game
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Some use it as a low-cost form of anti aliasing
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Also a big fan of Tycho and adjacent
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There was a small one when 4chan banned my little ponies and the MLP fandom spread everywhere else like spores on the wind. 2011/12 I think?
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And each member gets to hold multiple leashes and oh shit, we're stuck on a pole again
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Holy shit
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Speccing AoE for more Area of Estrogenation
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Savory: Butter chicken and rice on garlic naan Sweet: passionfruit tart at Claridges in London
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I can't shake the feeling that it's part of a larger cultural reset
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Autonomy-maxxing
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I'm printing out 14 inkjet dosas per minute and you can't stop me
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Throw a women's flannel over the tank top and sub in jeans for the shorts
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So ur saying I was helping when I put laxatives in the holy water... I knew it
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This will create Thindiana
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Singlehandedly working to get mana burn brought back