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celendine.bsky.social
Middle aged. East coast US. She/her
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Sometimes I wonder if there's just a chunk of people who can't do hypotheticals at all, so they emotionally treat the analysis of The Enemy's Ideas as doubt and betrayal of our own
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Weathered shale
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Top notch burgerposting
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~20 years old, mostly obscure. Identifies the speaker as a 4chan user or terminally online neo-nazi
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Keeping the ring centered on the black hole while it undergoes acceleration would be just a *tiny bit difficult*, yeah
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That's an awful lot of M to F=MA about
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(The DOGE checks will now be paid out in $TRUMP crypto)
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The growth plan is to birth a lot of kids into the tradition and make leaving it prohibitively painful, I think.
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I think it's nursing a grudge from COVID bar closures
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I bet the French had something to do with it
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It's giving "God of walls" energy tbh
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Has Black Mirror done an episode on people wearing beauty-filter AR glasses to cope with the dysmorphia they got from wearing beauty-filter AR glasses?
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*potted plant smashes into the wall next to my head* "Love you too, babe!"
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Read that as neighborhood watch Thought 'wow, strict hoa'
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Gamer gf status: wifed
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Ohhh That makes more sense yeah
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Because the protestors in question want those buildings restored to working order and smashing them up is just doing Musk's work faster?
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Couldn't even put vodka in a water bottle like a respectable college sophomore
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I think that's what they were hoping AI could do, allow two loyal midwits to do the job of one skilled professional
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Imagine if a stage light just fell and deleted the two of them on live TV
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Once you have unlimited money, the only thing left to chase is raw power
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If you'restill curious, I'm pretty sure it's saying "drywall anchors alone won't be enough to hold it in place." It does also look like "no lightsabers" though
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"Elephant legions sieging a desert fortress" vibes to me
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Chariot races are just PvP monster truck rallies. In this essay I will
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Forever flavorings
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Ah yes, GaaS. Gaslighting as a service
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"I'm prejudiced against cis people" ought do it
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The quotes are central European style
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Ear-candlers reportedly inconsolable
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My plates are insoluble and dry just thinking about it
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If they fall, I'm going back to Slashdot and Fark. RETVRN
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I once disengaged from a stressful conversation with some soothing rocket science (Kerbal Space Program)
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1024x768 is for rich kids with voodoo cards
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A database requires everyone to trust the organization operating the database. In a functioning country you can usually trust the government or the banks to run it, but...
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The crisis only happens when there's disagreement - if everyone just gives him everything, no crisis! /s
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Rip and tear, until it is worn
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Look for a tiny church with a bell that honks, and way too many people coming out of it
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There's a TTRPG where a meteor deletes Europe in 1450 and it's set in a North America that had to contend with decades of cold instead of smallpox and colonialism
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"Your technique didn't work!" "Sorry, we don't take criticism from attempted murderers"
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Goblin estrogen gives you bombshell tits, it is known
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Thai red curry paste, fish sauce, and shrimp ramen
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It's not transmitting between humans yet, and when it does... well, let's hope it doesn't (This is cats eating birds and transmitting to humans, so if you don't let your cat eat neighborhood birds it's safe)