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cephascornelis.bsky.social
Lions fan in Illinois
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Why is it over

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

happy mothers day lets fill out some OVERDUE CAMP HEALTH FORMS

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

@careydraws.bsky.social I was so excited to see your art in my libraries summer reading flyer

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

“he is one divine man who exists as three distinct persons” the pope, explaining tamale guy

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 16 days ago • 40 comments

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

submitted 16 days ago • 284 comments

$5000 “baby bonus” to encourage women to have more babies? Come on. That won’t even cover the cost of childbirth. Instead, here are 10 things we should actually do to make it easier to raise a family:

submitted 17 days ago • 41 comments

The average American has three friends...

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

submitted 23 days ago • 143 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

he’s right and he’s right to say it

submitted 30 days ago • 272 comments

That’s why it’s worth primarying every member of congress who has outstayed their welcome and force them to decide between having to run an actual campaign or retirement.

submitted 31 days ago • 31 comments

Hegseth's sideburns Social platforms degrade video. Because the images people were sharing are lousy, here are 2 better stills. 1080p, WCNC on YT. Both salt-and-pepper sideburns are wispy. The left sideburn is light but it is there. The video is kind of soft focus. I did not sharpen the stills.

submitted 33 days ago • 35 comments

roughly half of city employees are cops. any remotely proportionate cuts should start there

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

“Restore more doctrinaire leadership” about THE ACTUAL PAPACY is really a gorgeous combination of the Times’ hick condescension toward religion and its reflexive belief that right-wing politics is the only true and authentic politics

submitted 33 days ago • 54 comments

On my Muppets episode I did an arrangement of Walt Kraemer’s “Pinball Number Count” from Sesame Street - it was a lot of fun, so I made a video breaking down the counting. Count along if you can! And check out the episode for more 🎵

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Just clarifying, though this is not difficult to grasp: Anyone working on an industry project with a notorious transphobic bigot is OK with transphobic bigotry. The end.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

“Don’t trust everything you read on the internet.” AI search results: what if I did tho

submitted 366 days ago • 12 comments

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submitted 45 days ago • 295 comments

submitted 49 days ago • 51 comments

We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.

submitted 52 days ago • 842 comments

first time she’s ever campaigned in Wisconsin

submitted 54 days ago • 8 comments

The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s

submitted 54 days ago • 64 comments

RIDICULOUS finish between the Lakers and Bulls, Stacey King lost his damn mind

submitted 58 days ago • 40 comments

Is the bombardment of AI animation slop bringing you down? Can I offer you a Reset in this trying time? 20+ artists and animators contributed to this indie music video, and I'll be shouting each of them out below [THREAD]

submitted 58 days ago • 11 comments

Happy Opening Day

submitted 58 days ago • 189 comments

don't worry, they've moved their war planning directly from Signal to the War Thunder forums

submitted 61 days ago • 11 comments

Pete Hegseth changed the group name to Lethal Warfighters (NO ATLANTIC EDITOR-IN-CHIEFS).

submitted 61 days ago • 101 comments

Pete Hegseth keeps texting me that I have unpaid EZ Pass tolls

submitted 61 days ago • 95 comments

You too should unapologetically primary your 80 year old 13 time incumbent representative :) Wanna change the party? No one should be running unopposed.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

submitted 61 days ago • 1784 comments

Was going to post a bunch of stats about how amazing Jackie Robinson was a player, but why? They aren't making a fact-based argument, they're just racists. They're diminishing him because they're racist.

submitted 66 days ago • 12 comments

Behold! I'm way too lucky to have this many talented people contribute to my latest video. RESET!

submitted 66 days ago • 18 comments

why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky

submitted 68 days ago • 11 comments

I googled this to make a joke about how she should compare notes with this other person, and folks,

submitted 71 days ago • 104 comments

McConnell abused the filibuster to make America worse. Schumer is refusing to use the filibuster to... accomplish what, exactly?

submitted 72 days ago • 219 comments

Split Fiction is a great co-op game for parents and kids to play together!

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments