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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

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The only celebrity I want giving political takes: deadline.com/2025/02/reac...

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I fully support cutting corners on the new Air Force One. For…cost savings.

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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

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Can you be # 7 with a bullet? Out now, wherever you get your audio.

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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

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BREAKING: Trump fires MacGruff the crime dog

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I gotta take my Tesla into the shop. It will only turn hard right.

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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

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Why did God forsake Harrison Butker

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Super Bowl Commercial Mad Lib: (Celebrity) and (unrelated celebrity) are in a (mildly unexpected place) and have to (random activity) that they’re unexpectedly (great or terrible) at in order to get (product).

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Nico Harrison watching Anthony Davis' debut today

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Nico Harrison would have cut the Cowbell sketch from SNL.

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“It’s exhausting to watch poll-tested, donor-beholden congressional Democrats continue to be too old, too cloistered, and too bumbling to do anything as the government burns.” newrepublic.com/article/1909...

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

I got so mad about basketball they put it in the paper.

submitted 20 days ago • 38 comments

So far so good

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Well, well, well. Looks who's back in Hollywood.

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Lakers should try to go out and get Daniel Gafford, Derrick Lively, PJ Washington and Kyrie. Feel like that team could make some noise in the playoffs.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Is Nico Harrison on the DOGE committee? (Dallas Oughta Gnot E-Traded_Luka)

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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 21 days ago • 181 comments

Please respect my privacy at this time.

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My takeaway from A Complete Unknown is that Pete Seeger was nice and Bob Dylan is a dick.

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I saw Halal Meat Hustle back in 98 at Emo’s! In retrospect, their big hit “We’re Gonna Destroy Robert Menendez’ Legacy” was pretty prophetic.

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All this is true! Dana’s new special is a real pip!

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Shortened from “Club Random Guys Not Allowed Within 100 Yards of a School”

submitted 27 days ago • 30 comments

There used to be this thing where it was like "ugh why does any discussion of anything on the internet always get to Hitler in like 4 seconds?!?!" and now the answer is "because the majority party in America is constantly doing Hitler things or talking about how much they like Hitler"

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Probably the worst thing about Squid Game is that it isn’t carbon neutral.

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My 9yo was bored so I suggested we play my favorite childhood game, “Grumpy Sue and The Charlatan.” So we played a couple of rounds (a gentleman bandit tries to steal an item from a grumpy lady.) At the end, she said “I know this game isn’t real, Dad.” Crushed.

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OH MY DEAR LORD IT WORKED

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“After courting the vote of Muslims by promising peace in Gaza, it’s notable how quickly President Trump seemed to express little interest in in the enclave”. WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?

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I’m not an expert in local politics but I don’t think we should elect these fires Mayor.

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[seeing a guy pouring gasoline into the sewer, for some reason] fuck I gotta text comedian whitney cummings about this

submitted 42 days ago • 196 comments

Is there a volunteer squad of people to shoot drones out of the sky? If so sign me up.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

where does the new york times even find these people

submitted 47 days ago • 742 comments

Sing Sing should have been called Wicked and Wicked should have been called Sing Sing.

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My quote of Christmastime in Wichita Falls comes from the checkout clerk at the grocery store. “Why are you buying vegetables?”

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