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“Maybe there’s a demolitions expert with some C-4 around! Did you think of that?”—The Major, probably #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Pennywise the Dancing Clown has joined the chat. These people may not know where they are, but I’m guessing they all float down there. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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So he counted heads and concluded that there were only six people. And yet, seven people are in the cafe. The answer is simple. One of the passengers didn’t have a head. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I don’t care who the Martian is, not when there’s apple pie for 15 cents. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Don, that incident with the truck wasn’t clairvoyance from the Mystic Seer. That was reckless risk-taking from you. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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The price for that meal sounds like a good deal, but Don kept feeding that Mystic Seer like money grows on trees #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Methinks ol’ Jason has been saving some of these word daggers up for a while. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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You know, we don’t hear enough “gutless flab”s tossed about in our discourse today. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I’ll just add that there was a physicist in the room, and the whole enterprise would have been a failure if it hadn’t been for Mack, the Multi-Dimensional Dog. So give your pup an extra treat, just in case you fall into a dimensional rift and need him or her to lead you out. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I get that the dimension portal is closing and all, but “hurry, Chris!” might not be the most helpful thing at the moment. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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This episode is further proof that pups are awesome in every dimension. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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If you’re at a funeral, and the deceased gets out of their casket and says “I’m hungry,” well…that makes sense, I guess. But since they’re also probably a zombie, what they’re hungry for is you, so you might wanna bounce instead of asking dumb questions. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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It would have been funny if Serling had said: “The time? The mid-20s. The place? The Midwest. This tie? Just mid.” #TwilightZoneMarathon

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The music stab and revelation that Crangle is two feet tall—every year, it makes me belly laugh. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Crangle’s cure for evil is to turn all the evil people small. What, then, is the cure for Crangle’s idiocy? #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who thinks a very short person is incapable of great evil has never been hit by a three year old running at full speed. Wise up, Crangle. #twilightzonemarathon

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Bro either kicks or throws everything. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Charles Bronson going ham on some can o' chicken #twilightzonemarathon

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There are few shows I care about less than "Deal or No Deal Island." #TwilightZoneMarathon

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How can this guy open another dude’s closet, pick a suit at random, and have it fit perfectly? I can’t even do that in my own closet. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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“Life is pretty, life is fun, I am all, and all are one”? Listen, before I let you scramble my brain and rearrange my features, I gotta know you’re capable of better mottos than that. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Ah, Rex. He of the mighty Pinky Finger of Doom. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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It’s now 2024, and still there aren’t enough people walking around in capes like Uncle Rick here. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I still remember the first time I watched "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge." It rocked me. It's not considered one of the "classics," but it's one of my favorites. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I mean, all things considered, that car accident looked pretty good for its time. #TwilightZoneMarathon #PrimeMover

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Today is a good day to get #ZoneFriended. Come join TZ fans and watch the #TwilightZoneMarathon on SyFy

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The inimitable Burgess Meredith, Twilight Zone fans. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I always forget that Winnie the Pooh is the repair guy. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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“What’s In the Box” is a tough episode to watch. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I don’t know what’s more terrifying…this lady’s nightmare, or the creepy leering doctor who’s supposed to be helping her. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Somewhere there’s a cinematic universe where this giant extraterrestrial girl and Talky Tina clash in an epic battle for the ages. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Aint got no gas in it. #twilightzonemarathon

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Anybody notice that the church in this episode offered a service every week at 12 AM? #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Rotary phones! I remember those. As long as it takes to dial them, help should arrive in 3-5 business days, sir. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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Time to punch in…to The Twilight Zone. #TwilightZoneMarathon

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I’ve never seen an advertisement for cologne that made me want to go and purchase that cologne.

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youtu.be/oiSn2JuDQSc?...

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Psalms 56:3 (LSB) When I am afraid, I will trust in You. #trustinGod #biggerthanourfears #votd #verseoftheday #bible #bibleverse

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I'm sitting in a coffee shop working on a paper for my counseling class. I was making good progress. Then "Last Christmas" started playing, and now everything is ruined. #hyperbole #NotaChristmasSong

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