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chaos-monkey.bsky.social
🔞 🏳️‍🌈 he/they, late 30s | queer, trans, horny | writer of smut & kink | consistently inconsistent 🏳️‍🌈 🔞
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“Porn” is a public good. “Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society. “Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression. “Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express. It’s worth defending on its own.

submitted 13 hours ago • 13 comments

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

❤️

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

On. your. Knees. Darling ❤️ #Astarion #bg3 #screenarchery #photomode #virtualphotography #Astarionnsfw

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

This is the vital art we need in these troubled times

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

it is good when weird and horny people make art imo

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

Kid crush, go!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I have been (happily and consensually) slain by this, fantastic fucking show 🫠 💙

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

That post is laughably wrong and em dashes are life

submitted 15 days ago • 118 comments

For other people like me who are 1) trying to write thru absolute catastrophic real worldness 2) because writing is the thing they do for a living &/or for sanity 3) I want to send my love out to you, because this shit is is like writing through an infinite loop brutal divorce.

submitted 17 days ago • 14 comments

fuck around then, Pingu

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment. I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face. And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.

submitted 17 days ago • 91 comments

People need to learn that this is not real. How does the monster dick fit?

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Sorry I was late for work. I picked up 46 leather helms and got overencumbered

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

#Astarion #astarionbg3 #screenarchery What's your toxic trait? Me:

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

#Galedekarios getting tackled by #astarion while he's about to light #raphaelbg3 on fire at camp for showing up in general @brabblesban.bsky.social @historiiaaa.bsky.social Fire Challenge background blender rip by @bhaalbaaby.bsky.social daz conversion by me

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

seeing a lot of folks talking about how conservative "pornography" bans are a pretense/prelude to targeting any & all queer or trans art, which is absolutely true also: banning & criminalizing actual honest-to-god porn is fascist in itself. say that too!

submitted 28 days ago • 27 comments

Oc 😏

submitted 23 days ago • 18 comments

I only need a taste, I swear 🩸 #Astarion #BG3 #baldursgate3 #virtualphotography

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

"no defensible use case for gen-AI"; well, have you considered that some people are born with incomprehensible wealth and privilege, and never develop imagination or creativity? and these people are still expected to produce output such as "memos" or "emails" to justify their exorbitant salaries?

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

I'm also a big big fan of the boots + shirtless variation, particularly with low slung jeans or work pants

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

As a smut writer, this has been a mood.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Reading your work out loud is SO helpful (and agree, it has to be you reading it out, because your brain is engaged on the text better that way)

submitted 32 days ago • 40 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

@jokerstarion.bsky.social Grats (and sorry everyone else) on the bluesky giveaway, here's your #sazza pegging #aradin with bonus disgusted #zevlor -Sazza: "Opens tha Gates" -Aradin: *probably wondering why he agreed to this* -Zevlor: 😬

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Lawful good is an attentive lover who nails basics really well, makes sure you come, and cuddles after. Chaotic good brings finger puppets and pina colada-scented lube and checks for consent at every step, but after you may (nonregretfully) wonder what possessed you to say "yes" in the first place.

submitted 34 days ago • 37 comments

“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social

submitted 34 days ago • 41 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 15 comments

Quick reminder, Alt Text is not only a vital accessibility function but also, if done correctly, hella fun.

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

Talking to people right now is so wild. “You okay?” “Nope. You?” “Nope.”

submitted 42 days ago • 15 comments

I'm going to haul this one out again, about why it's not a great idea to idolize creative people, or indeed anyone, and certainly not me, because today really is the day to be reminded about that, isn't it: whatever.scalzi.com/2024/08/15/p...

submitted 43 days ago • 95 comments

PWP but it stands for piss with plot this time

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Exercise sucks and I resent having a body sometimes (goes to exercise nevertheless)

submitted 53 days ago • 69 comments