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Tempest in the mind. I do TTRPG, video games, and interesting board games.
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I feel this so hard. Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours — theonion.com/exhausted-fr...

The 80's are so ashamed of us right now.

I'm trying to watch Dead Boy Detectives but I don't understand their business model.

Why this look like Mr. Milchick on his day off.

Side hustle money - share with the group or keep to yourself? #dnd #ttrpg

It's #Starfinder day today, which means endless references to "mating arms". #ttrpg #tabletop

Furnace is out, cats know what's up. #cats

I love you too, puppy. No one can resist the eyes. #dogs

It keeps being Wyrmspan. #boardgames #tabletop

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

Everything sucks and I'm just going to hunch over now.

Born to snack, forced to make meals.

So excited for Cyberpunk Red today! #ttrpg

Dog does not get a lot of space on his dog bed.

Everything is going wrong, but it's hard to be angry when a kitten insists on snuggling you. #cats

Hours of flopping around not sleeping much, only to awake with a headache.

It's happening! 🩷 Friends 🩷

When Donold can’t lower egg prices, he and his cult will simply blame Biden and the Democrats. There is no amount of suffering and misery that will change their minds, until they are living under a dictatorship. They eat a shit sandwich everyday and say “thank you, sir, may I have another?”

How many 20's does a new person get in a night? Save some for the rest of us. #ttrpg

So excited to finally get to play today! The holiday drought is over! #ttrpg

It's crazy that I own a blanket that doesn't even know how to be a blanket.

Can't get up, pinned down by kittens.

Booms n stuff

All NYE parties must be partied like 1999, it is the law.

Six hours of socializing, it's time for weed and a nap.

My kids ideas always start with "I'm thinking about..." Today's was a knife that, when it touches something, the thing becomes a hyper realistic looking cake. The answer to is it cake? is always yes.

Drinking juice with breakfast and managed to get it in my eye, if you were wondering how my day is going.

After watching The Terminator with my kids yesterday I turned to them and said "And that's why everyone is scared of ChatGPT."