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Who the fuck cares if he’s wearing a suit? Seriously. He looks ready to get in the mud and fight it out. Y’all look ready for brunch with the boys. He looks ready to pick up a rifle and y’all don’t even look ready to pick up the tab for your bottomless mimosas.

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TOASTER JUMPED ON THE COUCH!! TOASTER CAME UPSTAIRS DURING THE DAY AND JUMPED ON THE COUCH!!

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August channeling me, every time a news article pops on my timeline lately… just… how did I get here and how do I make it stop?

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This past week I’ve had to retreat into video games and whimsy to cope. I’m adoring Spiritfarer to the expense of hitting my February stitching goals.

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Today’s progress on the Epic Pokemon Tapestry. Finished Turtwig and worked on Chimchar some more. Yes, I have started parking some of the colors! This is new for me!

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Rogue: You’d have a milk a lot of spiders…

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I just want to be somebody’s bisexual dream. Is that too much to ask?

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A really important email from my friend Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social . As he says "this is a 5 alarm fire." America is under attack right now.

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Pippin: Beavers are humans, too!

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So… in the LotR books, wargs are described as really big wolves. But in the movies, they are definitely NOT just really big wolves. Today I discovered what naked polar bears look like. Don’t worry, these two things are related at ALL 😬

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I was just informed that I have a “very intense kind of eye contact” on a video where I am not, in fact, making eye contact for more than a second at a time, and like 10% of the video tops??

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Me: I don’t think he understands what these words mean! I’d say give him a dictionary, but I don’t think he’d read it. Friend: I don’t think he CAN. Friend’s 9yo: Cuz oranges can’t read.

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Gee, I wonder what Wednesday is doing…

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I can’t believe I have to say this before I’ve finished my coffee, but that’s not how necromancy works!

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This goes for video games, too. I like my cozy games. No, I don’t want to play your first person shooter.

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When you play thread chicken with the end of the skein and win, but Mudkip still looks super creepy, so like, did you REALLY win??

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a timely reminder that @bookshop-org.bsky.social recently launched their own Ebooks service! you can read them in your web browser or on your iPhone or Droid device, and every Ebook you buy from them supports an independent bookstore ☺️

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Baby boy enjoying the snowfall from his brand new window bed.

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I feel the need to give him a little pirate eye patch…

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If you needed something positive today, here it is.

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Finished Treecko and then did a metric f*ck ton of confetti stitches.

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Rogue: Are we sure that’s a cat? I mean, it has whiskers, but so do dogs. Me: So do walruses. What’s your point?

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I should probably put fuel into my stupid meat suit. Ugh. Keeping this thing running is so much effort!

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Made a lot more progress than expected on this piece today. I’m really happy with how it’s turning out.

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Federal employees—if you see wrongdoing, discrimination, retaliation, or illegal behavior from any federal or executive branch employee, you have the right to file a confidential complaint with the U.S. Office of Special Counsel. Link: osc.gov/Pages/File-C...

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accidentally bangs my teacup against my plate wtf cup? Why’d you hit the plate? What did the plate ever do to you? (My proprioception is shit, and if I don’t blame inanimate objects, I’ll cry)

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Following the CDC's removal of critical health data and the potential approval of RFK Jr. as Health Secretary, it is crucial to access accurate health information from independent sources such as the WHO, Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins University, and peer-reviewed journals.

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America: WAIT YOUR TURN! Cthulhu: Here, take a number. It’ll be a while.

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Literally teaching the kids about the Constitution and the Bill of Rights in history right now… Anyone saying the constitution is unconstitutional - my 8 and 10 year old kids think Rocco would make a better president and hope you step on a Lego. Frankly, I’m inclined to agree.

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Rogue: They’re trying to make ANOTHER Fantastic Four?! Me: Stop trying to make “fetch”happen!

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Rogue: They’re making another Final Destination. Me: Is it just my news feed?

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Two milestones in one day on this piece! This is what 25,000 stitches looks like.

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