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There’s a good chance I might be four raccoons and a squirrel dressed up in a trench coat and fedora looking for snacks. They/them/she/her
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It’s New Year’s Eve. We’re watching A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (its a tradition.) youtu.be/sMrjeejmCpI?...

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Signs asking the important questions: why is Adam Cole’s hair so wet? #AEWWorldsEnd

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

14 years ago, my spouse made Optimus Prime Rib. Our friend was over and I left them unattended because meat coma (a bad idea, I know.) A bottle of Makers 46 was consumed. Wrestling was watched. He documented it all on FB. To quote @winokungfu.bsky.social from that night, “DUDE. ric flair.”

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Holidays, gang.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

How do you solve a problem like burn out?

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I can’t hear “Kickstart My heart” without hearing Vince Neil sing: “My heart! B’gawk! Kickstart my heart.” #MisheardLyrics

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I think today’s secret word is perineum. It’s been mentioned twice so far in this ppv. #AEWFullGear

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Hangman's fine should be that they make him rake his leaves 😂 #AEWFullGear

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I wish BTE was still around because I’m pretty sure Bones and the Bogeyman would have shown up to challenge Private Party for the tag belts. #AEWFullGear #BeingTheElite

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Excalibur is zesty. I am here for it. #AEWFullGear

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Watching and I still don’t know who the Rizzler is. #AEWFullGear

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Does anyone else have a weird cognitive dissonance regarding aging? Just me? I keep wondering how the fuck am I an adult? Who let that happen? What idiot decided I should be an adult? Maybe it’s because my dad wore his age so much more when he was my age. It’s wild and baffling. #Aging #WTF

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I play a tiefling bard named Elle O’ell. She has a pet squirrel she named Sir Reginald VelJohnson, esq. She’s a chaos gremlin with a heart of gold. If/when she dies, I’ll play a happy-go-lucky skeleton monk that will be named by the party. (If the DM is cool with it.) #Pathfinder2E

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I have 69 followers, apparently. Nice.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Is Juice Robinson is the Jean Ralphio of Professional Wrestling?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Annual review done. I broke my pen.

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‘British Bake Off’ Canceled as Katamari Rolls Away with Tent, Judges, Contestants hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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Matt Mercer isn’t fucking around. #CritRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole

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