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Undertale 2

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Nothing in life makes me more profoundly uncomfortable than when I'm sitting down to use a public toilet, and my bits touch the inside of the bowl. Worse: I can't even clean myself off without going home. Just have to sit there knowing my taint is tainted.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

submitted 22 days ago • 512 comments

Cooper Dejean is my hero.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the scorecard graphics for the superbowl.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Purchasing this the second I get home from work:

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Gandalf the Golden..🦮🧙‍♂️😅

submitted 25 days ago • 196 comments

The Galactic Starcruiser is being converted to offices for Imagineering. Plan the attractions of tomorrow from inside a windowless bunker, the remains of your predecessor's failure.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

I was invited by my old college society to the Drift King Championships 10 Year Anniversary Tournament. I got to crown Drift King 2025, and I received my original crown as a gift from the society to keep. 10 Years later, they still call me The Drift King back in college. Much love to Trinity Scifi

submitted 34 days ago • 58 comments

I went axe throwing yesterday and bowled a perfect game of 0 points. The stranger keeping my score drew a sad face next to my points every single round. I did not ask them to do this

submitted 35 days ago • 84 comments

My fellow Cishet white dudes: It's going to be very easy to put our heads in the sand the next two years and just look away for our own well being and sanity. But we can't just look away. Our trans friends need us. Our queer friends need us. The women in our lives need us. They can't win this alone.

submitted 42 days ago • 43 comments

bold choice to show the new joycons literally drifting

submitted 46 days ago • 73 comments

NOW LOADING "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT"; ETA 24 HOURS

submitted 47 days ago • 14 comments

The Thunder kept putting towels on Nick Gallo while he was trying to do a postgame interview with Shai 😂

submitted 48 days ago • 72 comments

It’s hard to have this massive crush on Max Reebo because I have no idea how I would kiss him around that massive schnozz

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

People say so much ignorant shit about the Middle Ages. Of course they knew about Goku

submitted 48 days ago • 8 comments

Uncharted 4: The thing that will fix your malaise is buying the company you work for and a beach house in paradise. Just do that. Why haven't you tried that yet? What's wrong with you?

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

As a kid the first time I got to the final boss of Sonic 2 and Eggman runs away fast enough that Sonic can't catch up, I was shook. 7 year old me was told that Sonic was the fastest thing alive. What can I believe in if Eggman can match Sonic's speed???

submitted 55 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 61 days ago • 274 comments

Nosferatu more like Nosferhawktuah (suck on that blood) ~My brain as I'm trying to sleep before work, circa 2025

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠

submitted 62 days ago • 185 comments

Changing the MtG meta by bringing a leaf blower to events

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

So roommates decided to watch all Neon Genesis Evangelion films for New Years, and one timed it so at midnight, a certain character turned to goo. The crazed laughter as he screamed, "Happy New Year!" was the most energy I've felt in my entire life, and I dream of repeating such immaculate vibes.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

For Christmas I got the new Players' Handbook and Dungeon Masters Guide for the new 5.5e/5e 2024/whatever we're calling it now. Wildest thing I've seen so far is how much they made feats matter. Can't wait to try playing with this and constantly having to unlearn the previous version of the game.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Happy “Ace Attorney Fans Get To Be Obnoxious” Day

submitted 69 days ago • 10 comments

when the guy being annoying in your replies goes after another guy being even more annoying in your replies that's kinda like how vegeta got his character arc

submitted 75 days ago • 11 comments

So it turns out even though McDonald's is in Finland they don't have any of Ronald's friends so name-dropping the Hamburglar out of nowhere really stops everyone in their tracks

submitted 81 days ago • 22 comments

Chip, apropos of nothing: "Remember when Mr. Peanut died???"

submitted 81 days ago • 10 comments

With famed Final Fantasy 16 protagonist Clive coming to Tekken 8, I must ask: How many Zettaflare's to the dong could Heihachi Mishima take before it feels a little silly for him to return in the next game? My man's already survived being dropped in a volcano, so skies the limit I feel. I'll say 3.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

hey muppets you cant make fun of the game awards when you ARE the game awards

submitted 81 days ago • 4 comments

This is the one time Geoff Keighley said “this game will blow your dick off and you won’t be the same ever again,” and he was correct.

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

#TheGameAwards are tonight, which is super fun! But did you know we are still in the midst of a #VideoGameStrike? #VoiceActors of every Union Status are fighting to keep their jobs in the hands of creatives & humans, & rejecting AI. If you love games, & the people who make them, please support us!

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Ignoring how well he will do on Sunday, if Saquon Barkley exactly matches his performances earlier in the year against every other team they already played for the rest of the season, saquon will be in the top 6 rushing performances of all time. He needs to average 120.5 yards a game to tie #1.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

go and play Of The Devil. the demo's out. its fucking good. the first episode will come out soon. play it. tell your friends. if we all hold hands, and play the toxic lesbian ace attorney game, together, we can make Of The Devil "well-known" store.steampowered.com/app/2739630/...

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

the events of yakuza 1 take place in december 2005. kingdom hearts 2 releases december 22nd 2005. kiryu is going to buy haruka a game to get her mind off of things and make a mistake because it has disney characters on it

submitted 90 days ago • 4 comments

Yes I'm watching a movie called Christmas Twister and yes it's on Tubi.

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 40 comments

This guy is my favorite character in Persona 5

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

uh, sure: “quon barkley.” see? not that hard

submitted 91 days ago • 21 comments

Heather and Cori are Froggy's Battle time! yay! Ribbit! twitch.tv/loadingready...

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I've been playing through Yakuza 7 this week after buying it ages ago. After spending litterally 12 hours of my day off grinding the shogi minigame, I can confirm that I don't want to see a shogi board again in my life.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Today, in "stuff I read that's dumb as rocks," Batman nearly suffocates inside a plastic bag! Worth noting is that he's freed by a guy with a switchblade, so that means it was literally JUST a plastic bag. The hero Gotham deserves... #Batman #Comics #DC

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

youre gonna see how much i love shadow the hedgehog in the isat feed and youre gonna LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments