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charl-e-s.bsky.social
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I thought this was real and Red, White and Blueland was fake... how tf are we supposed to keep up with reality 😭

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 115 days ago • 225 comments

Last night my boyfriend's girlfriend picked me up so we could go watch him perform at a music event together - my first extremely polyamorous outing 😆

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Who the hell is Benson Boone and why is he suddenly all over my feed today?! Should I know who he is?

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Do you want more Luigis? Because this is how you get more Luigis.

submitted 124 days ago • 34 comments

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

submitted 124 days ago • 381 comments

If Ronnie hasn't punched drywall in his life, I'll eat my shorts #loveislandallstars

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Ronnie is a walking red flag. Harriett arrives and he's just straight up love bombing, then the moment she accepts his affection he freaks out that she might have been with someone while she was single... turns out he literally was with other people WHILE they were dating #loveislandallstars

submitted 126 days ago • 2 comments

When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop. Don't send it. Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count

submitted 128 days ago • 41 comments

Catching up on #LoveIslandAllStars and all I'll say is that Kaz needs to be given a damn break, and Ronnie needs to be given way WAAAY less breaks

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Double fisting my #SCIg and watching @pearlmania500.bsky.social for moral support 💕

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

The stupider the NYT Connections purple level is, the easier I'll get it. Homophones for Spanish numbers? Easy. Your mum's name minus the last letter? Done. I'll still fail though, cos I won't recognise basic synonyms 🥲

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching an old Would I Lie to You ep from 2014 and a Welsh TV presenter called Steve Jones is talking about saving P Diddy's life... sounds super weird now 😅

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

submitted 151 days ago • 97 comments

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

submitted 171 days ago • 41 comments

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

submitted 173 days ago • 275 comments

I've had two men in their 80s approach me in the last 24 hours to share their life story unprompted and tell me how wonderful I am. Can someone tell me why this is happening? Is this what happens when you turn 37?!

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long

submitted 174 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 176 days ago • 216 comments

Hi I'm new here. Also here's my dog Bluey, he's the light of my life 🥲

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments