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(Couldn't think of Sultans Of Swing parody lyrics, so I went with Money For Nothing) 🎶 We gotta munch at Stan Mikita's Donuts Where the owner's a little bit insa-aaa-aane We gotta keep him away from cameras We gotta dance to Foxy Laaaa-ddddyyyyy 🎶

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Not so much shouting as referencing an #MST3K gag

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"I think he's talking to you..."

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"Wait, I'm confused. Is it "Kami House" or "Kame House?" "No, no. 'Kame House' is the place with the turtle..."

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Normally, I look at these Midwest vs. Everyone posts with a smile of recognition, but hard disagree on this one You can add layers to stay warm and still go outside. You can't do a thing when it's too hot

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Might as well have been Trump in the Situation Room last night

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"Hello, my name is Mr. Pmurt. And I come from...a largo part of Mars."

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Breaking News: The guy who tried to have his last Vice President killed doesn't listen to his current Vice President

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"We'll show you, dad from 'Eegah!"

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [remembers Jay Sherman from The Critic dragging himself along the desert and saying "Must... see... Tom Cruise... win the Oscar... before I die..." ] JAY SHERMAN CAN FINALLY REST NOW

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Choose the form of the Destructor!

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My oldest son thought he'd be a smartass and get me some reader glasses for my Father's Day/Birthday gifts (since my birthday is in 10 days). "Hey dad, you are getting older, ya know." 😆 But then, he totally redeemed himself and got me this wonderful t-shirt 😁😁 #HappyFathersDay #MST3K

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Noh Kings

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"Why won't you tell me your favorite form of Japanese monarchy?!" "I just did!" "Did what?!" "Told you my favorite form of Japanese monarchy!!" "You did?" "Yes." "Well, will you tell me again?!" "Yes! Noh!"

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🎶 Somewhere over the potties Skies are gray And the "king" of U.S. cries About his forgotten birthday 🎶

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🎶 We didn't kill the console It was designed to die, unlike Devil May Cry We didn't kill the console Can we please be civil and play Resident Evil? 🎶

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🎶 You and me, we used to be together Every day together, always I really feel that I'm losin' my best friend I can't believe this could be the end It looks as though you're lettin' go And if it's real, well, I don't want to know 🎶

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If you can see this, you don't need glasses Other than the birth of my children, this may very well be the happiest day of my life 🥹

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Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible Strangers gather at a party and dine on a popular Cantonese cuisine. After a gift exchange, six people die

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"Of course I'll be back! If you didn't close, I'd never leave!"

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"Spring-loving bastards..." #MST3K

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How have they not called Takeshita's blue thunder bomb "Blue Thunder Cinnabomb?" #AEWFyterFest

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🎶 On a dark, desert highway 🎶

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Seriously, do yourselves a favor and check out or reintroduce yourself to "The Mummer's Dance" by Loreena McKennitt youtu.be/9z5p6EkTtfc?...

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🎶 Well, now, you Jedi Knights Let's have a duel My two-blade saber light Will burn through you And in this forcefield room Where you two divide The phantom Sith Lord Maul is here To Gon your Qui 🎶

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Space Mutiny voice #MST3K

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R.I.P. George Wendt

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🎶 No, my last name ain't "Gravy" It's Golden, Ms. Corral if you're nasty 🎶

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ala Daniel Stern in Home Alone 2 "NEVER!!"

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If you tell me we also can't kiss beneath the bearded barley, it's not gonna work out

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Monster A Go-Go. It took me three times to finally get through it. Mainly because it's so quiet and doesn't allow for much riffing due to not having characters or a plot to mock. And this is despite the fact that one of my all-time favorite host segments (The Piña Colada Song) is on this episode

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RIP Mitchell

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RIP Joe Don Baker, who was an excellent actor! For real. He may not have been happy with MST3K but that’s fine, he had every right to not love puppets making jokes about him. Whomst among us can blame him? Anyway his great career speaks for itself. Rest well JDB.

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You think you can take him? Go ahead on It's your move, afterlife #RIPJoeDonBaker #MST3K

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Could've served some hard time due to the 700+ counts of perjury. But since it's his birthday, he'll be free to go 😡😡

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Excused from Jury Duty! Got sent home. Too bad. I really wanted to throw the book at this privileged little shit.

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Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Slab Bulkhead #MST3K Space Mutiny mashup with Thor

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I recorded this for the Parkway Theater in Minneapolis, where RiffTrax and Friends Comedy Night is happening this Thursday May 15th at 7:30 pm. Link for info and tickets: theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/r...

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