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Bike-crazed military enthusiast. Salad dodging apprentice old codger. Mostly about #TheArchers. Not a Swindoner. All follows gratefully considered. What duck?
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Literally everyone went there then? I mean, I definitely did, so no claim on any high ground whatsoever. #TheArchers

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Movie you have watched more than 6 times. GIFs only.

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That's firebrand, spelt P A I N I N T H E A R S E. #TheArchers

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The sauna? In the cellar? Definitely makeup sex incoming. #TheArchers

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Angry makeup sex coming up at Home Farm... #TheArchers

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Ironically, a tide of rising filth has caused PolPat to start creating a stink. #TheArchers

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Oh, Emmur... you produced the biggest pollutant in the village when you forced Geeeeaarge out of your fouffe eighteen years ago. The poonami pales into insignificance. #TheArchers

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"No, no! You might cause tonal variations in the decor!" #TheArchers

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Open the door and let it go, Joy! Although... robot hoovers have no natural predators... #TheArchers

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Oh Lord. The poonami has set PolPat off. #TheArchers

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Yes, Fallon. They're freezing under blankets, and they've invited you round... Boom chikka wow wow. #TheArchers

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"Should keep me busy whilst Harrison's up north." "Yes, look, it's got five speeds and three different pulse settings." #TheArchers

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Hang on, I thought Emmur has been suspended pending investigation? #TheArchers

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Beware Emmurs bearing cake, Pat. You'll wind up having to talk to her. #TheArchers

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Pat is at the end of her tether. Again. How many tethers has that woman got?! #TheArchers

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The walls close in on Joy. Oh Lord, has Mick found the remote and is trying to work out what button does what? #TheArchers

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It’s action stations for Pat. Hmm. Closing the sluice gate after the shite has risen? Or has the soup finally revolted? Outside chance: Polpat vs Godzilla. #TheArchers

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Can you see the love? #Wordle1343 Wordle 1,343 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Pastrami, mustard and gherkin sandwich? Finally a food on #TheArchers that sounds good!

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*Ahem* What duck? #TheArchers #Discworld

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Come on, get on with the "Carpet and Fallon run the Bull" storyline. Tick tock. #TheArchers

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Fallon's just paid £100 for eight venison legs. Is that too dear? #TheArchers (I've already got my coat, thanks.)

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You know that thing icebergs do in the spring? Yeah, Khalil's face just did that. #TheArchers

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"There was this island, and it all had statures on... they all looked like Ben..." #TheArchers

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Can someone please go and untwist Fallon's knickers for her? #TheArchers

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