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This is exactly why I threw the mandolin out the first opportunity I got.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I have to say, I do celebrate, but it does leave me with a definitive answer for the question "Can you name one good thing Hitler did?" Well yes. He killed Hitler.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I have been informed that the Jack Woolley Pavilion was only built in 1982... #TheArchers

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OK, so a little bit of research has revealed that the Jack Woolley Pavilion (since 2007) was most likely fully refurbished after Sid reformed the cricket team in 1970. At which time Reg's bat should have been found and either chucked out or returned to Reg. #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The Lancaster tail gunner... #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Spinach and feta quiche? Luxury sausage rolls? Cucumber, cheese and paste sarnies, home-made cake and scones (rhymes with gone), plenty of tea, coffee and lemonade and Bob's your auntie! #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

She has, hasn't she? She's just thrown Tomtit and Nocasha out for the evening while she drinks cheap white wine with Ian. #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Reg's bat?! After 80 years, it's been jammed under the benches at the cricket pavilion! Oh, what a miraculous discovery! #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Careful Tom! Remember, she's "brave" and "vulnerable"! Not passive-aggressive and entitled at all. #TheArchers (And she's not moving out, either, she'll expect you and Nocasha to go)

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Oh good grief, I'd forgotten about Peggy's slideshow. #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Did Hellqueen just start the process of laying down her rules? #TheArchers

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Is Helen looking? Well, let me see, she can either move out on her own or remain and be a horrendous inconvenience requiring people to tippytoe around her... She's there forever. #TheArchers

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So are Tom and Natasha finding house sharing with Helen? Well. Bung a cat, a snake and a cockerel in a sack, see what happens and then you'll have some idea. #TheArchers

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Tracy jumps on board. Lumme. Does this mean Jazzer's going to thump Rex? #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Natasha faces a tricky negotiation. Helen is insisting that she and the boys have priority in the bathroom and kitchen because it was always that way before whilst brandishing a tin of tuna? #TheArchers

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is exactly why you should vote.

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