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chazornoquasar.bsky.social
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Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

submitted 48 days ago • 225 comments

— nature’s poetry ❄️

submitted 75 days ago • 221 comments

"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do

submitted 99 days ago • 31 comments

Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped

submitted 103 days ago • 206 comments

A little daily inspiration www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYU1...

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I think AI appeals the most to people who themselves live a simulacrum of their own life

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

submitted 112 days ago • 1552 comments

Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers. And he is absolutely screwed. 🧵

submitted 116 days ago • 172 comments

I keep coming back to 1876 as the analogy: not the end of competitive elections or the establishment of a nationwide one-party state, but a catastrophic blow to constitutional government from which it took 90 years to sort of recover. But the North was able to avert its eyes from the consequences, 1

submitted 116 days ago • 36 comments

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you considered demonizing the college kids protesting it instead.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

comic from february 2023 #pokemon

submitted 128 days ago • 92 comments

QUICK TURN ON THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER THE CHANNEL

submitted 130 days ago • 42 comments

And the Jeebies, are they Heebie’d in house?

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I've fried things you people wouldn't believe. Double-breaded onion rings beneath a red heat lamp. I watched fries glitter in the basket near a brown paper bag. All those will be lost in time, like tears in grease

submitted 135 days ago • 8 comments

Red or blue? #pixelart #art #space #red #blue

submitted 138 days ago • 167 comments

Underrated reason so many men in the United States are angry and consumed with feelings of powerlessness and rage is that many of them in the last 10 years have given away their financial security in scams, ponzi schemes, online gambling, crypto etc

submitted 142 days ago • 71 comments

I hate when I put something off for ages and it looms over me until it takes on this horrible ultra-menacing quality for weeks and then when I finally do finally get it together it takes like fifteen minutes and is super easy

submitted 143 days ago • 134 comments

BREAKING: Hurricane #Milton achieves Category 5 intensity per the National Hurricane Center, capping one of the more extreme rapid intensification events we’ve seen, only about 49 hours after forming as a tropical depression.

submitted 149 days ago • 8 comments

Reading Le Carré really does drive home how much cruft there is in most novels. If anybody else wrote these they'd be three times as long and a quarter as good

submitted 154 days ago • 12 comments

Bro are you okay? I just heard your leitmotif played on soft strings in a minor key.

submitted 164 days ago • 25 comments

remember that weird little Titan submersible that imploded, killing some billionaires last year? well, the US Coast Guard released more documentation, including photos, so let's take a look! 🧵

submitted 168 days ago • 55 comments

Calling a coworker a ‘Rock Star’ shows that someone doesn’t know that much about Rock Stars or they are throwing shade at a Pride & Prejudice level

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

We live in a henchless age

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments