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I spend a lot of time in the landscapes Bierstadt painted and like, it doesn't actually look like that but it definitely *felt* like that the first time I saw it. So who is right, you know

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there is nothing that inspires more patriotism in my heart than seeing a Grumman LLV doing mail delivery up a one-lane mountain road on a saturday afternoon

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Cam-o-mile

submitted 133 days ago • 7 comments

This morning my living room had a strong "tropical flower" smell but the usual culprit (my Hoya carnosas) have no blooms. Turns out the watch chain crassula cuttings I potted up like 3 weeks ago are blooming and these poppy seed sized flowers are filling the room with scent

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

Why And What To Do

submitted 272 days ago • 1 comment

A new thing, that I invented

submitted 64 days ago • 10 comments

The full arc of my latest project (pavers with my local flowers on them). Concept, design,

submitted 663 days ago • 1 comment

Bouquet filling in with tulips

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The ship represents being chill and friendly and the ocean represents chaos --Thomas Bahama

submitted 109 days ago • 5 comments

it IS funny that people maybe thought that banshees was a contemporary tale and not set 100 years ago. but i think you could also have the same situation with a movie set in like. Maine

submitted 180 days ago • 4 comments

Imagine how fucked California noir would be if Los Angeles was called anything else: 'They call Los Caballos the City of Horses. Neither here nor there when it comes to the sex and murder stuff I guess. Anyway...'

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

it is very funny to me that people obsessed with IQ appear to generally be... standard... thinkers

submitted 143 days ago • 5 comments

No longer mad about a stupid work thing I accidentally saw in my notifications because I've been buoyed by the kindness of my online friends #BLESSED

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It's so cute how my reposting that absolutely prehistoric LOTR "lord of all volvos" meme has filled my menchies with people's tales of beloved Volvos past

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

SS United States off of North Carolina as seen from the towing vessel Vinik - en route first to Mobile, Alabama and ultimately her final resting place in Florida as an artificial reef - February 22, 2025 SRC: Vinik tugboat

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Performed the now-seasonal reverticalization of the redheaded Irishman cactus so we can enjoy its flowers at a normal angle

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

girl! no!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

its not GREAT but it is very FUNNY that the richest man in the world is trying to big time federal employees. like, okay, get ready to receive 25,000 emails that say "I delivered the mail"

submitted 20 hours ago • 29 comments

1954 Dodge, Speedway Auto Wrecking, Dacono, Colorado

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

First really nice day we've had which means 16 hours of playing the "where the hell is cameron" game

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Decided that my indoor-outdoor rosemary semi-topiary needed a trim and after drinking london fogs all afternoon I was in an apothecary mood so I made rosemary simple syrup

submitted 371 days ago • 2 comments

I always try to do something special with the fruits from my lime tree even though they're the same Persian limes sold at every grocery store. So I'm making keyless lime pie

submitted 182 days ago • 3 comments

the potted lime tree manages to cause me emotional strife in a way that is usually reserved for sentient beings

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Limes

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

The rosemary semi-topiary that I grew from a sprout is being a real diva lately. But I believe we will get through this

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@cheatlines.co Worrell E. Gigg

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fifteen years ago we had johnny egg jomny sun and john carter from mars. also bob federal aviation safety

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