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cheeks.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
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thinking about getting jalapeño poppers with the pizza

mandor—the andor for men

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

one time i took a tour of prince’s recording studio and we paused for a very serious moment while they played some unreleased guitar riffs he made and it reminded me of when they gave us samples on the coors factory tour and the guide was like “this is the freshest coors you’ll ever taste”

She’s got the god damn juice

Great news for me, a Disneyland pass holder

Get ready for 25 iterations of “While I agree with president trump about the need to rid the American body politic of these foreign vermin, I strongly condemn the process being implemented here.”

JAPANESE BREAKFAST WILL COST 37% MORE AND CORPORATIONS WILL PASS THAT COST ON TO YOU

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

Uncle Baby Billy will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY (hallelujah, what a doomsday)

petulantly making photos of their pathetic nazi rally into anime. getting a time machine and sending andrea yates back to when this guy was a kid and telling her to just do whats natural

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

BARSTOOL HOST: trevor bauer, they cancelled him because he made the league look bad. simple as that. and his accusers, look- GAVIN NEWSOME: -not proven guilty in court, i know, believe me, i know

Kyle Lowry in this video:

hitting the sad face button on my way out of the airport restroom after finding a guy dead on the toilet

The normies are discovering Vince Guaraldi Trio. I’m gonna have to do some Ornette Coleman posting

stardew valley new game plus- linus has a gun

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

Picturing Jay Leno rolling down this hill like Porky Pig rolling down an endless flight of stairs. Frames repeating, ouches and oofs

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

Getting "the zoomies" in the club. Everyone watches bemusedly as I sprint back and forth with my tongue flopping out of my mouth in the most undignified way imaginable.

@zitron.bsky.social just started reading the newsletter, absolutely love it. How much of the 2021 tech stock surge and subsequent crash drives investor -and therefore management- behavior? Are they trying to figure out why they can’t have that kind of growth again?