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cheeks.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
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thinking about getting jalapeño poppers with the pizza

submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

mandor—the andor for men

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 35 days ago • 165 comments

one time i took a tour of prince’s recording studio and we paused for a very serious moment while they played some unreleased guitar riffs he made and it reminded me of when they gave us samples on the coors factory tour and the guide was like “this is the freshest coors you’ll ever taste”

submitted 523 days ago • 6 comments

She’s got the god damn juice

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Great news for me, a Disneyland pass holder

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Get ready for 25 iterations of “While I agree with president trump about the need to rid the American body politic of these foreign vermin, I strongly condemn the process being implemented here.”

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

JAPANESE BREAKFAST WILL COST 37% MORE AND CORPORATIONS WILL PASS THAT COST ON TO YOU

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 51 days ago • 1312 comments

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

submitted 61 days ago • 148 comments

Uncle Baby Billy will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY (hallelujah, what a doomsday)

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

petulantly making photos of their pathetic nazi rally into anime. getting a time machine and sending andrea yates back to when this guy was a kid and telling her to just do whats natural

submitted 63 days ago • 12 comments

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

submitted 73 days ago • 567 comments

oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up

submitted 74 days ago • 48 comments

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

submitted 75 days ago • 100 comments

BARSTOOL HOST: trevor bauer, they cancelled him because he made the league look bad. simple as that. and his accusers, look- GAVIN NEWSOME: -not proven guilty in court, i know, believe me, i know

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Kyle Lowry in this video:

submitted 175 days ago • 1 comment

hitting the sad face button on my way out of the airport restroom after finding a guy dead on the toilet

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The normies are discovering Vince Guaraldi Trio. I’m gonna have to do some Ornette Coleman posting

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

stardew valley new game plus- linus has a gun

submitted 188 days ago • 7 comments

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

submitted 188 days ago • 96 comments

Picturing Jay Leno rolling down this hill like Porky Pig rolling down an endless flight of stairs. Frames repeating, ouches and oofs

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

submitted 199 days ago • 230 comments

Getting "the zoomies" in the club. Everyone watches bemusedly as I sprint back and forth with my tongue flopping out of my mouth in the most undignified way imaginable.

submitted 332 days ago • 14 comments

@zitron.bsky.social just started reading the newsletter, absolutely love it. How much of the 2021 tech stock surge and subsequent crash drives investor -and therefore management- behavior? Are they trying to figure out why they can’t have that kind of growth again?

submitted 358 days ago • 0 comments