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April the 14th be with you

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Palm Sunday: The day Jesus went to town on that ass

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happy ten year anniversary to this post

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We teach children the word "stranger" to make it clear that, while people you don't know are comparably MORE strange, it also admits that, yeah, the people you already know are also still quite strange.

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Here's a book I read. Cracks open the back of your head to show you what's inside. Believes in sadness; belives in love. I was hot and cold on the art and I think that was the point. bookshop.org/p/books/she-...

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New unpopular bookstore bit: describing books to my wife in a Bernie Sanders voice, e.g. "in Rachel Yoder's 'Nightbitch,' a women's dissatisfaction with her staid domestic life leads her to become a dog." Tough to do this quietly, but I imagine that skill will come with more repetitions.

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“Every day, or multiple times a day, Political leaders, pundits, lawyers, college administrators—everyone keeps repeating the lines, even as the lines get more and more hollow. Sure, what Trump is doing may be excessive, abusive, and illegal. But you do have to grant that he has a point. Don't you?”

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“Can we not do this today, Evil-Lyn? I just... I can't deal with you right now.”

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people who eat their coworkers’ potluck cooking are braver than the troops

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My pet theory on this is that cycling, like veganism, is one of those things that's so clearly ethically superior to the alternative that being confronted with it sends a lot of people into a crisis of morality.

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i don’t have a podcast and i don’t make things but sometimes i put pretty words next to ordinary words and they sound like feelings anyone can do it really but thanks for reading my ones

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yeah bitch bring him back you fucking nazi fucks

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Cool park in Arlington, VA.

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If they put this in the Righteous Gemstones you'd tell Danny McBride to calm down.

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Weird how they never consider "just not being an asshole."

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muffled thank yous from inside my sleeping bag as jason voorhees swings me into a tree

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I'm laughing so hard at this email from the place I ordered transformers for my kid last year

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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texting my therapist like

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I saw some people I hadn't seen in a while, which meant being asked, how are you? What a strange little question, the last remnant of something we used to have. A little shard of glass we squeeze in our palm, trying to find just the right amounts of pressure to feel its edges without bleeding.

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[pink pony club voice] "wax pussy lips"

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the novelty shop did not like my pitch for "wax pussy lips"

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alternatives to the word "metroidvania"

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I am the last remaining human in captivity with no opinions on White Lotus.

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May we all be so blessed to have someone fighting this hard for us when we're taken. May I be so blessed to fight this hard for you.

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being a game dev is knowing sometimes 10/10 is too much but 11/10 is just right

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less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest

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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

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Al Gore's lockbox doesn't sound so silly now, huh. I bet everyone from the Saturday Night Live writers room circa 2000 is really eating crow.

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I just learned that the art department for the 1984 version of DUNE paid tribute to David Lynch’s love of Bob’s Big Boy by presenting him with a handmade custom figurine of the BBB mascot wearing an Arrakis stillsuit.

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run to the bank right now and tell them youre taking all your money out unless they give you a free ipod nano

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Like I care about "the markets" or at least I understand why I should care about "the markets" but I am still a little hung up on "disappearing minorities he deems unworthy"

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it’s weird that we’re staring down the second unprecedented economic catastrophe in five years and instead of a novel coronavirus that will go on to kill millions of people this one is just “no one was willing to tell him no”

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BREAKING NEWS - WHITE HOUSE: They took all the trees, put 'em in a tress museum/ charged all the people a dollar and a half to see them

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There is only one man who can offer us guidance right now

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Should have an adult content tag

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every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being

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what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it

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