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As the Congressman representing the 7 most racist towns on Long Island, i am demanding that Zohran Mamdani apologize for not being white

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My buttercup. She builds me up everyday and I love her. But does she call me? Never. She lets me down. It drives me mad

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"Oh 'A New Hope' is definitely my second favorite of the original trilogy, after" -- dear god, that perfect trap of a clause! There is no safe way to finish that sentence.

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my name is penis 🎸🎸🎸 im carrying the balls

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There are no two "weird guy on the bus" who are exactly alike. They are diverse and unpredictable and myriad.

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Burger King should consider the slogan "You don't get flame... without heat" It's a good slogan. A Perfect Slogan, some might even say.

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Pizza Hut should market their weekday buffets to perverts.

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"Who watches the watchmen" does ultimately succeed in ways that "Who referees the referees" does not

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It's kinda cute we can pretend to sign a piece of paper in the air and a service employee will know we mean "check." What a fun li'l development.

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I like my women like I like my tablespoons: heaping

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Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

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The first person to put maple syrup on pancakes did more for humanity than every single astronaut combined.

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Final gag is maybe the best joke ever written.

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Must suck for Jesus to have his birthday land on Christmas

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I don't live in NYC and I am glad the TL likes Mamdani but I need everyone to remember the last 50 years of "Hey dis mayor is actually a swell guy" turning to "fuck they elected yet another psychopath" media cycles.

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Galaxy Quest.

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Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: Spins around Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

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this u?

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(superfans stoked that The Bear guy is in the Fantastic 4) "daaaa thing"

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Disney killed JFK and Marilyn Munroe because she sang Happy Birthday without their permission

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VPN is either the thing that will save me from a scam, or is itself the thing that will scam me. Total coin flip.

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We are not a civilized nation. Any illusion that we are, or were, or ever have been, cannot coexist with this.

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Boneless chicken wings are volcel

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There is no political stance that ages better than "war bad." 100% success rate

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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So Miller attacked LA because Musk stole his wife and Trump is bombing Iran because no one came to his birthday party. Men are too emotional to lead.

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This is so true. What have we lost

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Hope they are sucking each other off right now just in case it’s the last time.

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using this moment of nationwide panic to break into super nintendo world and eat a goomba

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I know this can sound kind of silly at a time like this, but doing a war without congressional authorization is ample grounds for impeachment

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So is it eye-RAN, ih-RAHN, feels like I should know

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Cigarettes were the original fidget spinner

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to the rhythm of the Friday the 13th ch ch ch ch ka ka ka ka: "pee pee pee pee poo poo poo poo*

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As the Congressman representing the 7 most racist towns on Long Island, i am demanding that Zohran Mamdani apologize for not being white

My buttercup. She builds me up everyday and I love her. But does she call me? Never. She lets me down. It drives me mad

"Oh 'A New Hope' is definitely my second favorite of the original trilogy, after" -- dear god, that perfect trap of a clause! There is no safe way to finish that sentence.

my name is penis 🎸🎸🎸 im carrying the balls

There are no two "weird guy on the bus" who are exactly alike. They are diverse and unpredictable and myriad.

Burger King should consider the slogan "You don't get flame... without heat" It's a good slogan. A Perfect Slogan, some might even say.

Pizza Hut should market their weekday buffets to perverts.

"Who watches the watchmen" does ultimately succeed in ways that "Who referees the referees" does not

It's kinda cute we can pretend to sign a piece of paper in the air and a service employee will know we mean "check." What a fun li'l development.

I like my women like I like my tablespoons: heaping

Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

The first person to put maple syrup on pancakes did more for humanity than every single astronaut combined.

Final gag is maybe the best joke ever written.

Must suck for Jesus to have his birthday land on Christmas

I don't live in NYC and I am glad the TL likes Mamdani but I need everyone to remember the last 50 years of "Hey dis mayor is actually a swell guy" turning to "fuck they elected yet another psychopath" media cycles.

Galaxy Quest.

Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: Spins around Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

this u?

(superfans stoked that The Bear guy is in the Fantastic 4) "daaaa thing"

Disney killed JFK and Marilyn Munroe because she sang Happy Birthday without their permission

VPN is either the thing that will save me from a scam, or is itself the thing that will scam me. Total coin flip.

We are not a civilized nation. Any illusion that we are, or were, or ever have been, cannot coexist with this.

Boneless chicken wings are volcel

There is no political stance that ages better than "war bad." 100% success rate

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

So Miller attacked LA because Musk stole his wife and Trump is bombing Iran because no one came to his birthday party. Men are too emotional to lead.

This is so true. What have we lost

Hope they are sucking each other off right now just in case it’s the last time.

using this moment of nationwide panic to break into super nintendo world and eat a goomba

I know this can sound kind of silly at a time like this, but doing a war without congressional authorization is ample grounds for impeachment

So is it eye-RAN, ih-RAHN, feels like I should know

Cigarettes were the original fidget spinner

to the rhythm of the Friday the 13th ch ch ch ch ka ka ka ka: "pee pee pee pee poo poo poo poo*

Someone pay me $290,000 to make a podcast discussing all the 1990s Star Wars novels.

This is Good.

This is Cyclops from the X-men after he stops paying child support