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My greatest fear is Jonah Hill playing me in the movie.

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Stage musical of Prom Night 2: Hello Marylou

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as a person who struggles with mathematics, i’ve got one word for you: fuck off

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"That hits different," he shrieks in agony."It legit hits different fr fr"

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My older brother used to absolutely love Shania Twain. And he still does. And so do I. Gotta love Shania.

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Took my kid to the grocery store where a lady was wearing the same outfit as my toddler so I tried to take a pic with both of them in frame and the lady looked up and saw me and knew I had taken her picture and then the picture shows their outfits didn't really match at all

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It's so upsetting that--much the same way today's fascists mindlessly echo their forebears-- future generations of asshat edgelords will incessantly use the word "dox."

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I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget

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As the Congressman representing the 7 most racist towns on Long Island, i am demanding that Zohran Mamdani apologize for not being white

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My buttercup. She builds me up everyday and I love her. But does she call me? Never. She lets me down. It drives me mad

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"Oh 'A New Hope' is definitely my second favorite of the original trilogy, after" -- dear god, that perfect trap of a clause! There is no safe way to finish that sentence.

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my name is penis 🎸🎸🎸 im carrying the balls

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There are no two "weird guy on the bus" who are exactly alike. They are diverse and unpredictable and myriad.

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Burger King should consider the slogan "You don't get flame... without heat" It's a good slogan. A Perfect Slogan, some might even say.

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Pizza Hut should market their weekday buffets to perverts.

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"Who watches the watchmen" does ultimately succeed in ways that "Who referees the referees" does not

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It's kinda cute we can pretend to sign a piece of paper in the air and a service employee will know we mean "check." What a fun li'l development.

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I like my women like I like my tablespoons: heaping

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Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?

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The first person to put maple syrup on pancakes did more for humanity than every single astronaut combined.

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Final gag is maybe the best joke ever written.

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Must suck for Jesus to have his birthday land on Christmas

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I don't live in NYC and I am glad the TL likes Mamdani but I need everyone to remember the last 50 years of "Hey dis mayor is actually a swell guy" turning to "fuck they elected yet another psychopath" media cycles.

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Galaxy Quest.

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Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

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this u?

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(superfans stoked that The Bear guy is in the Fantastic 4) "daaaa thing"

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Disney killed JFK and Marilyn Munroe because she sang Happy Birthday without their permission

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VPN is either the thing that will save me from a scam, or is itself the thing that will scam me. Total coin flip.

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We are not a civilized nation. Any illusion that we are, or were, or ever have been, cannot coexist with this.

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Boneless chicken wings are volcel

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There is no political stance that ages better than "war bad." 100% success rate

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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So Miller attacked LA because Musk stole his wife and Trump is bombing Iran because no one came to his birthday party. Men are too emotional to lead.

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This is so true. What have we lost

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