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did twitter just shit the bed ❓

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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

my stepbrother and i knew matt gaetz in high school, and he proved us wrong. it took an extra two decades and a lot of money, but he finally had sex with a junior

They got the wrong guy

i don't know why i bother reading obama's end of year music picks because every time i do, my eyes roll back into my head and then my head does a full 360 rotation. why are you, as the 44th president of the U.S., recommending "i like the way you kiss me" by artemas

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The German government collapsed on Monday as Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in Parliament, ending the unpopular three-party coalition government he has led since 2021. Here's what to know.

Imagine if you made something so good that the name of your company got turned into a verb in the dictionary and you threw it all away for this

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

I don't think the guy in PA they just picked up is the guy but I also don't think the NYPD cares much about finding The Guy as much as they care about finding A Guy so they can go back to playing mobile games and shooting teenagers instead of working a case.

a few things to remember for the next few days and the onslaught of chaotic sensationalism we're about to endure: 1. never ever simply trust what the feds/police report 2. fuck Eric Adams

Sorry to public defender post, but: it's wild to watch people hop on a name given by the cops and do a little dox feasting.

Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally

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