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it really is though

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Every laundromat has the 90s detective miniseries filter and film grain over it the laundromat projects this into your brain

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

submitted 3 days ago • 42 comments

The closest I get to a manicure is putting olives on my fingers and pretending I'm a tree frog

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

got bit by a weredog and now every full moon my body undergoes a horrific transformation and then i get into the kitchen garbage

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

babies without hair will have to wear wigs

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

everyday

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

they need to invent a cat that likes having their feet touched

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

been talking about putting this one back in the dumpster for a while now

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

STOP PUTTING SOCIAL ELEMENTS IN EVERYTHING IF I WANTED TO MEET NEW PEOPLE AND MAKE FRIENDS I WOULD NOT BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Jeff Goldblum really should have checked to see if there was a fly in the machine first

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

Reeling from learning today that hippopotamuses have 2% body fat. Every hippo you've ever seen has been absolutely jacked

submitted 13 days ago • 38 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is SooOOoo romantic about vampires, but there's no room in their hearts for a ghoul, I sigh wistfully as I scamper on all fours between the headstones

submitted 15 days ago • 13 comments

my favorite genres are: 5. this is terrible and that is why I’m watching it 4. someone got murdered. a very competent lady is going to solve it 3. things seem normal but they are *creepy* 2. fantasy that should not be for kids but somehow is 1. was that good? did I like that? wtf was that?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment