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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 15 days ago • 1576 comments

gonna tell myself zoe saldana's oscar is for center stage, as it should be.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Trump freed 1,500 criminals on his first day in office. Now he just helped Andrew Tate, who is charged with rape and human trafficking. What happened to “law and order”?

submitted 21 days ago • 822 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 21 days ago • 1600 comments

severance has been making adam scott look so rough and then they finally hit us with hot scruffy good hair adam scott tonight!!!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This is like a bank robber getting to fire the cops and disable the alarms just before he strolls into the bank lobby.

submitted 36 days ago • 757 comments

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

submitted 36 days ago • 1145 comments

Donald Trump did this. This is a direct result of his actions:

submitted 37 days ago • 13 comments

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

submitted 39 days ago • 1048 comments

Do I have this right? Elon Musk - the guy in charge of preventing wasteful spending - dropped $40M on a Super Bowl ad? We could permanently house 800 homeless veterans for $40M. Or provide five million meals to the hungry. Or replace lead pipes in 8,500 homes.

submitted 39 days ago • 926 comments

lol this is a blood bath #superbowl

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

"President Donald Trump just announced that he is going to..." Me:

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been inundated with messages from concerned federal employees. Here's your three step guide to fighting fascism from within: Step 1: Do Not Quit or Accept Buyout Offers Step 2: Gather Evidence of Wrongdoing Step 3: Study the CIA’s "Simple Sabotage" Manual

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

I actually wish the media would stop using "DEI" and "diversity hiring" and just get to the essence of the thing and ask: "Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?" And see what happens.

submitted 49 days ago • 324 comments

Look at them!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance. Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.

submitted 58 days ago • 318 comments

AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

submitted 58 days ago • 1203 comments

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

submitted 59 days ago • 227 comments

to recap: — Trump was for the TikTok ban — which the GOP Congress passed — and the GOP Supreme Court upheld — and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway — so that Trump could "save" it — and the media fell for it we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

submitted 60 days ago • 615 comments

Thank goodness the TikTok ban is in effect and now no one can ever use my data for nefarious purposes.

submitted 61 days ago • 25 comments

people being shocked tom sandoval is being selfish…do yall not know why he is there?? #thetraitors

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

the oldest queen this season is 33 and all the other queens call her auntie, i feel ancient #dragrace

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I made it through the snow to catch one of the best sights of bowl season. Your mountains and sunsets have nothing on this tradition.

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

the girlies who saw sandoval and IMMEDIATELY said lol not saying hi to him, are GIRLS GIRLS!! #thetraitors

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

very happy for the Hot Coach!!! go irish!!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

This whole discourse is stupid (not to mention dangerous), but how exactly do these conservatives think a country full of people accustomed to universal healthcare would vote as the 51st state?

submitted 72 days ago • 668 comments

when are we gonna talk about the most fascinating surprise guest at the globes

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

andrew garfield putting on his readers for the teleprompter

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

the competing poppi and olipop commercials, it’s the new coke vs pepsi 😂😂 #goldenglobes

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god this female lead in a comedy category was STACKED 😩 #goldenglobes

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

I do feel like so many people are getting dumber in a way that’s depressing but also I’m jealous?

submitted 76 days ago • 9 comments

Someone get this man a job! He’s officially declared for the job market. 😆

submitted 76 days ago • 15 comments

literally never going to a baylor bowl game again, i swear i’m cursed.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

According to Barron’s, Elon Musk’s wealth increased by almost $200 billion between November 5 and December 20. That means he could give $250,000 to every homeless person in the US and still be as rich as he was on November 5.

submitted 83 days ago • 76 comments

Me when they kill the Pop-Tart

submitted 82 days ago • 5 comments

Which one were you watching? 🤔

submitted 82 days ago • 36 comments

going into 2025 with this energy

submitted 82 days ago • 70 comments

They just showed a mic’d up segment with a BYU player during the Alamo Bowl and it was just him thanking fans for coming to the game, incredible Mormon moment