you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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It's beyond hilarious really
Despicable Opportunists Grifting Everyone
The chairs? Yes, all of them.
Working in a tiny kitchen, being organized, efficient, filing permits, getting licenses, cooking skills, procuring finances, customer service, public relations, media awareness, research skills, etc.
God help us all.
Dept Of Unseasoned Chicken, Ham, Eggs
#trumpisunfit #trumpisamoron
#convictedfelontrump
please hang upside down and try your order again
What could possibly go worng?
Ones
Gone
Effishing
WE ARE AT 46
Hitler dismantled democracy in 53 days.
This chaos is on all of you, but unfortunately all of us in US and around the world are now suffering & Less Safe.
But you sure showed Dems. 🙄🙄
https://youtu.be/ACF-mN5svoI?si=w8zRNJceITKYiyNn
Not to mention 6-figure salaries for his incel bootlicking little pricks from the agencies they’re trying to obliterate
Talk about waste, fraud & abuse
Every accusation is a confession
We’re imposing tariffs!
No we’re not.
You’re going to be the 51st state!
We were kidding.
No we weren’t. Your PM will be a Governor.
We’re kidding. Or were we?
Oh look, tariffs again!
Come back, why don’t you like us?!
Fuck trump… he started the trade war… Canada will win this fight.
You were supposed to be our friends, our allies, our neighbours.
Now you have the bulldozers out and are threatening to run down the fence and seize our backyards.
Booing is the least you deserve.
pioneers who understood integrity & values. In 45 days Trump has trashed 80 years of global diplomacy.
Either Musk is a genius and normal people like us are not able to understand him.
Or he is a tremendous mediocre with luck who now believes himself to be a god.
I know, I know. It is the second option.
Then they sing and dance let your freak flag fly!
Fetterman missed his moment!
That kid in Butler missed his shot.
Cholesterol is not winning the battle.
And now we all wait for our unexpected anti-hero to appear.
... honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they made a religion out of him at this point.
It's about power & control.
Do not fall for the manipulation.
Super efficient.
I'm seeing a trend in this administration
A real dogs breakfast
It's funny cuz it's true
It’s the Office of govt deficiency
Let it be written
That’s mine
Too bad this is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7DOe5EGgM
Come back to the office. Oh wait, your office is not essential to do your job....
* Apparently elephantitis is incorrect (TIL)
We know both Trump and Musk are sociopaths who are incapable of empathy for others.
He inherited then everytime he failed he got governement money. Now they both have the governement. And they will take all the money and fail.
That's what happens when billionnaires and banks are never sanctionned and think of themselves as superior to the other citizens.
Drugged-Out
Overhyped
Grotesque
Eccentrics
No tariffs!
Maybe some tariffs!
Pause the tariffs!
But can we make it a musical?
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=teotwawki+Thomas+Moore&crid=AJMJHTE4T466&fbclid=IwY2xjawI1mfhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHW93u-_EcBikMQDOh3BYa8VVeH9Wf8uk1fMjiRDMtKrnhlmqpNdBWSRGYQ_aem_cRlj9p3gtpjvlg7TLI9gUA&sprefix=teotwawki+thomas+moore%2Caps%2C101&ref=nb_sb_noss
Who believes that one?
Don't know what it means, we just named it after a meeeeeme
I bet they would have called it "PEPE THE FROG" if they could find the words to fit with it.
As it stands, they've hit on the historical Venetian title which in modern Italian is "Duce" (Mussolini's nickname), so they're sortof way off yet ironically quite fitting.
Space X can’t get a rocket in space without it blowing up. Starlink won’t be any better.
Hard pass.
They are unquestionably unqualified ASSHOLES. They aren’t fit. They’re breaking laws, violating the Constitution, and committing treason.
Republican complicity and Democrat silence is ridiculous. If they don’t stand up for the Republic now, there won’t be one.
This is so dumb.
They’re using independent media, influencers, podcasts, town halls, etc.
But because the voters left them with zero power in Congress & Trump is doing EO’s to go around Congress, they’re using lawsuits to oppose them.
Those take time.
A big part of "union breaking" is making the working conditions such that no reasonable person would continue working. They are doing the same to the Federal workforce.
have never called legislators so much in my life. but I’ll be the gnat…the bug…the grit in their eye…
and if there is a call to do more to protect our Republic, I will answer.
-Department of Government Stupidity
What kind of crazy are you cooking with?
No reasonable person would put up with this abusive treatment, lack of respect & complete incompetence.
In the private sector MAGA loves so much, this incompetent BOOB would have been fired the first week.
Hegseth upchucks email to DoD employees & re-directs responses be made to him (OSD).
Dear God, please get some coffee in Pete so OPM knows we did respond.
No transgenic mice allowed!
https://bsky.app/profile/milesklee.bsky.social/post/3ljo2c5uyfc2s
And why people better wake up? Stop spitting on Dems & and understand the Only way to check this moron is to get back into the majority in House.
Let’s stay focused on sand in gears to slow down damage as much as possible but also work to elect Dems.
What a fucking moron.
screw the whole world, but he & his bootlickers all get theirs.
They shouldn't let Trump have any wins.
At least we have PUBLIC confirmation of his incompetence and an explanation for his 6 bankruptcies, including 2 casinos.
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
- Talking Heads
Come back to work. Wait forget it we ended the lease on your building.
Nearly 8 billion people actually.
Tariff! Ok wait, some tariffs only. Maybe some tariffs.
Wait, tariff! One month from now! Wait!…