cheltjohn.bsky.social
Increasingly puzzled.
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Does "brass neck" count as an ingredient?
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I was once served a "lasagne" in a London pub that had no pasta in it.
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Kevin F should be questioning what impression he gives of Salisbury.
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It doesn't seem to have stopped them from eating.
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Surely it's the actual moon.
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The implication of the first paragraph being that, because he's raised a lot of money for charity, he should maybe be exempt from hygiene regs.
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Willy Eckerslike.
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It's just rude to say Liz Truss.
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She knows she has plenty of morons listening to her, that's the problem.
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Would it be provocative to say he's more like Vegemite?
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"Dream forever home". They must eat a lot of blue cheese before bedtime.
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That photo certainly does.
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The one on the left does have Truss's facial expression, a peculiar blend of arrogance and gormlessness. I'm going to say he could be her most eligible cousin.
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But surely they should be glad. Trees are dangerous and provide a haven for drug dealers, rats, and worst of all, owls.
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Oh yes they do.
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I bet he doesn't even pronounce Hyundai correctly.
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The lost episode of Dad's Army.
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I thought it was illegal to exclude women from things like this, or a meringue? That doesn't really work written down, does it?
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How did he get it out of the shop?
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I won't believe it until I see it on a bus.
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Can we just take a moment to bask in the fact that the article is written by Rufus Pickles?
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If only that's where he actually was.
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He can't be that "high-flying" an A level student, if he's still waiting at the stop for a bus he knows won't come.
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The time to worry is when the coachloads of tipsy Northern pensioners arrive.
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I hope they popped in for a pint of milk before they went home.
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I'm surprised he still has enough money to own a door.
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Weymouth just won't be the same without their cheery laughter.
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To be fair, this sort of thing is done deliberately to mislead people in the certain knowledge that very few will notice, let alone complain.
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I was livid when I found they stocked neither amaranth flour nor organic baby aubergines. You can't rely on anything these days
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I used to live there and the carnival is insane. It's supposed to be the biggest electric carnival outside Rio, all for ch-harity and is taken DEADLY seriously by the locals. You just do not say a word against it if you're there and the only surprising thing is that this doesn't happen more.
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We passed his pub the other day just off the A40 near Witney. And still people queue for it.
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Always a victory in my book.
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Has he got another book or TV series or something? It must be about a fortnight since the last one, after all.
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How large is his majority?
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I think it was Sue Perkins who said he had a face like a dolly that had been in a fire.
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I've read the comments and I
still don't know what PEET is.
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" Special measures".
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Woman who *checks notes* has been on 20 ghost hunts, decides randomly to take photos in the dark, late at night, and decides to interpret blurred shape as a ghoulish nun. Somebody needs to cut down on the blue cheese and Sunny D, and get another hobby.
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He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
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Exactly this. But he'll be back. Badenoch or Jenrick, whichever it is, will crash and burn, and who will ride in to the rescue just before the next election?
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I'd guess it was crawling out.
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Is he out yet?
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Can I just insert " gherkin" here? AKA the Wally.
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Partially parking in it, surely.
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Frances de la Tour and Gyles Brandreth express their relief now their 40 year relationship is at last in the open.
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I read once that the word "poppycock" derives from a Dutch word meaning doll's poo.
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They'd only spend it all on Big Macs. She knows.
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One of the few things the BBC have broadcasting rights too as well.
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Does it say "Happy to Help"?
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I wouldn't be at all surprised to see him back in contention for the Tory leadership soon. The problem is that the people who think he's a character and a laugh have the memory of a goldfish and the Tory grandees know this.