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I feel like I know my Bluesky audience pretty well, but just in case some of you have (gasp!) never seen Casablanca and therefore never had the heartsplitting experience of watching a bunch of real life European refugees stand up and drown out fake Nazis by singing the Marseillaise go fix that soon.

Tomorrow: my attempt at the definitive take on Sandman and Neil Gaiman.

You can tell this is a product that's in high demand because they keep hiding the ways to turn it off

One of the funniest things about Spock is that once every seven years he gets so horny that he might blow up the ship or strangle the captain to death in pure horny fury but he doesn’t really think to let anyone know about it even though it’s been six and a half years since it happened last.

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.

Of course this is a Moore issue

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp

Unfortunately you have to primary everyone, not just because they don't have what it takes to fight, but because they don't have what it takes to rebuild. Last thing you want is them to win by default and then tread water until the next Trump comes to power

the most notable part about elon musks deranged appearence at CPAC was that even in front of sociopathic supporting crowd his “i am become meme” joke only got tepid, forced laughter. he can’t even come off as funny in front of those support him the most

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer

how is trump doing all these things. where is the parliamentarian

Hey look! It’s a more extreme version of the thing Biden couldn’t possibly ever do!

I’ve said this before, but I adore how season 1 has each character represent a different reason to work and how each becomes completely disillusioned by the end.

Happy Black History Month

*Schiff getting dragged away in chains to the gas chamber* “Instead of gassing me, you should instead be looking into lowering gas prices!” *dies*

A political machine which rewards only failure, incompetence, corruption, stupidity, and grievance is a machine that must be disassembled and its pieces melted down

These small-minded little maggots know people hate them and I enjoy seeing them have to shout over being booed by a crowd

Instead of doing something simple and effective, why not do a very a complicated form of a nothing that hands a loaded gun to your opposition? That's the Democrat Promise

Ok, why the hell did Grubhub change my default Arby’s store from the one down the street to some random location half an hour away?!

And so far none of it is being done by Congress passing bills! It’s all executive action, the exact thing Biden insisted he couldn’t use.

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

Control is one of those games I find hard to evaluate after completion because there's 30% of it that's a really captivating memorable ride surrounded by an utterly tedious repetitive gameplay loop that felt fundamentally mismatched to the experience. I liked the big worm!

Voter in Pennsylvania: man groceries are too expensive I hope Trump will bring the price down Trump administration: we now have a law that Apu has to come back to the Simpsons and Hank Azaria has to voice him again and he has to be more offensive

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

I'd go a lil' further. The main tech disruptions have been Netflix, Spotify, Uber and Deliveroo? Now nobody can make shows, musicians can't live from royalties, taxi drivers are debt laden, restaurants have to jack their prices and ghost kitchens mean you don't know where your food came from.

Yeah, those lawyers had a great time researching a bunch of fake court cases.

I'll never forget those ghouls gleefully gassing themselves up for Peacefully Handing Over Power to monstrous fascists & insatiable wealth gluttons. They were so proud of themselves. That was less than one month ago. Less than a month and we're here. Handed over the keys & they went right to work.

And there we have it - the first American DeepSeek reasoning model, proof that A) this can be done and B) that everybody is gonna be able to do it. Why pay through the nose for o1?

DEI outpolling Congressional Democrats by a mile...

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

Puberty blockers was the compromise.

The voters want to fight. The donors want to fight. Sounds like this is all down to Dem leadership thinking they just know better than us children.

*The reason why 77 million Americans voted for a man who promised to deport their neighbors and kill their children is because some college students on the internet asked you to respect nonbinary people’s pronouns* If you don’t realize how ridiculous that sounds, you’re in a cult