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treating myself for my birthday today by staying up late and watching the new 4k of AMADEUS

us government went from telling miners “learn to code” to telling coders “learn to mine” in less than ten years

the three of us are having a conversation

My model shows a 94% chance that Trump will defy the Supreme Court's order regarding Kilmar Abrego García, and a 0% chance he will be impeached for it. And I rank the best burritos in the El Salvador prison system. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

You can tell how non serious they are about fluoride by how casual this interaction was. For a supposedly “toxic” chemical, she has the same urgency I do when I’m asking for no ice. No poisons please, thanks!

Or in 4 years again for a second time

they are busy insider trading

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I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

How do we get in on these “experiments”? Asking for everybody.

Jesse Singal, a transphobic bigot who has dedicated a large portion of his career to spreading misinformation about LGBTQ+ people, is baffled that John Oliver would do a single episode debunking his life's work

everyone loves donald trump's amazing tariffs. but is it possible the president is being just a little too bold? vote democrat

You can tell leftists on this website aren’t serious because they see the mass radicalization and mobilization of libs as something to be mocked rather than a gigantic pool of potential recruits gifted to them by the political gods.

potential message: the GOP just raised taxes by $6 trillion potential message: the GOP is kidnapping and trafficking people for things they MIGHT say dem message: the GOP might be insider trading—a thing you associate nancy pelosi with—and we're sending them a nice letter asking them for evidence

Victim complex

There's a lot of ink spilled on how Democrats should win back low-info voters (particularly young men) with rightward shifts when "stop being weak and pathetic" is the better tack. The reason AOC gets respect from low-info voters is that she doesn't let people walk all over her the way Schumer does.

looks like he's the other guy in a tim robinson sketch bsky.app/profile/arma...

RFK yet again admits his ongoing study is a sham by saying the results ahead of time. Goddamn monster is going to get me killed.

Lots of amazing details in this, including this story about Andrew Lloyd Webber’s reaction to the 2019 film Cats.

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” — Ta-Nehisi Coates

But we're going to crash the stock market and we'll be doing it very strongly. We're not going to have lines anymore [gesturing up and down] they go like this and you never know what the hell they'll do. So we're not having lines. But we'll be looking at State Capitalism and probably many things

I dedicate this banger of a song to, oh I don’t know, Elon Musk? Yeah there’s a long list but let’s start there.

what a delightfully charming oopsie from the septuagenarian with the nuclear codes 👍👍 www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

look I'm sure there was plenty of stock trading going on around trump by people who had an hour's notice, but there's no way his pudding brain planned this out like 12D chess. We are talking about a man who only recently learned the word "groceries."

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The art of the deal!

the thing about this presidency is that there is zero doubt he is letting all his friends and family know before any trade move he makes, which would be in a top 10 presidential scandal of all time, but it doesn't even register with Trump because he does so many crimes & media gives him a pass

I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.

My model shows a 20% chance that civilization will survive Donald Trump's presidency. And I tell you where to get the best nuts and berries in the big forest over the hill. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

I went on Twitter and men are furious, seething, frothing mad that some office ladies are dancing This lady correctly states that many men do not comprehend women as complex and multifaceted people and they think any glimpse of a woman is her fixed state

one thing I think we shouldn't lose sight of: these people are stupid, their ideas are bad, they are always wrong about everything. there is no mea culpa big enough to erase the fact that they have a child's understanding of the world and their vision for the future is not worth taking seriously

Takayasu’s latest heartbreak creates sumo history - My column today #Sumo #相撲

Fireside chats between Win Butler and Neil Gaiman, maybe Russell Brand will pop along later with some drinks.

So if the economy totally crashes because the President is either cognitively gone or an agent of foreign chaos, this Congress is just going to act like we’ve got to roll with it for 3 and a half more years?

John Oliver's new segment on trans people in sports is pretty good. On content I give it like 7 or 8 out of 10, but you should def go watch it. It's so surreal seeing a high production quality media team actually do some research and treating trans people as human youtu.be/flSS1tjoxf0?...

The woke mob is mean to me. But, I’m not panicked—because I bought gold from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals.

This is the new imaginary family in Chuck Schumer’s head.