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Andor | Season 2 Trailer | Streaming April 22 on Disney+ www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4w...

I successfully flipped a fried egg this morning.

Everything is a thing. You just have to think hard enough.

YES

You would not believe your eyes. You could not believe your toes. You should not believe your liver. You can not believe your glands.

Give it some love, my little alien bro deserves it.

I fully support President Donald P. Trump and Elon R. Musk rushing the job while relaxing the qualifications for people making their planes. Great America, Triumph!

In the early 2000s, at the start of podcasting becoming a "thing" but not prominent enough that there were choices outside This American Life for quality entertainment, I used to rip the audio from TV shows I liked (and had watched a dozen times) so I could listen to them while working.

Selling cards because getting married is expensiveeee You can DM here or IG! Will happily bundle things. :)

My mall replaced the signage that said the hours of operation with signage that says "scan this QR code for the hours the mall will be open."

Absolute loser.

PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

bsky is finally whole.

Cucumber in my pocket now, my god, will it ever end #smh

Oh my

New from 404 Media: anyone can push updates to the Doge.gov site. Two sources independently found the issue, one made their own decision to deface the site. "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN." www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

Love this game.

If you didn't already realize that WWE is on the anti-Nazi ban list, you do now.

Another day, another avocado in my pocket 🥹

It is looking way too orange today. Like the "orange man" jokes are always low-hanging fruit (ha) but this is really bad.

Got an avocado in my pocket.

SAY DRAKE!

Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86

Go birds!

This is what happens when people are smart but don't know how to actually do stuff. I'm only like 10 percent smart but at least I know how to do stuff.

Right? If a 20-year-old Nazi told me to get up from my desk and hand over my password, I wouldn't say yes, and I highly doubt they brought guns.

Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.

You can tell how bad it is because I know what’s wrong with it and I don’t know anything.

They should probably just take a peaceful and loving tour of the building, that's totally legal.

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

A few days ago Trump said we sent $50,000,000 in condoms to Gaza. Now he says we sent $100,000,000 worth of condoms directly to Hamas. I can't get over how stupid he and his followers are.

I feel like a lot of people don't realize that Apartheid ended in 1994. I know America had Jim Crow up to the 1960s, but that means your (great, maybe?) grandpa was doing it. White South Africans who watched the first episode of *Friends* were doing Apartheid. A 40 year old was a teen during it.

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

stains, the new song from my upcoming album is out Friday (February 7th). This song is about how a bad thought, whether it be an image or words, can stain your mind for weeks, or forever, creating an endless hell inside your own skull. It’s super cool and super scary. You won’t want to miss this.

I just purchased and put on a pair of lounge pants and I honestly don’t think I’ll ever want to wear a different type of pant again.