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jacking off daily for 30 minutes in the office bathroom is wild as hell

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you know who else is a killer wife? kunikida doppo

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somehow i’ve ended up watching severance at the end of the weekend which is devastating bc i have to work the next day

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damn rip joann :(

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I have an update on the #Joann Fabrics bankruptcy, and it is not good. A different liquidator has won the auction, and they intend to close ALL of the stores, not just the 2/3 originally slated to close. All stores will close by the end of May. 😞 Source: www.reddit.com/r/joannfabri...

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TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

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peach rings my beloved

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

making lasagna raised the temp in my house so much lol it’s 77 on the thermostat

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MY LASAGA

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gotta have me a good lasagaaa

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i bought peach rings again and it is taking all my will power to not go ham on these rings

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this is what my shitty ex-manager (who monopolized our time, foisted her work upon us, and threatened my coworker with firing) made us do before we jointly complained to hr

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i don’t like that this is being advertised for kids tbh

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white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

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Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

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hope my Sauce thaws out by tomorrow so i can make lasagna

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watching the new episodes of love is blind and there must be a foot guy on the editing team bc why they just zoom in on a girl’s bare feet

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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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is this a normal amount of branches to fall from a Big Old Tree over the last four months

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it happened again it: several books on hold coming in all at once

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No, the mail is not “the least of our worries.” It’s a fucking important worry. It is the only postal service that delivers to every address. They are only provider of complete mail services for overseas military bases and provide free overseas PO boxes. They help prepare passport apps. Ship meds…

submitted 3 days ago • 80 comments

saw a video where some food influencer said hexclad sent them the pans and im like ohhhhh man that’s why i see those horrible pans everywhere

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This is why I keep talking about the last ten years as a metastasizing misinformation crisis. Why on EARTH would you think Trump would do anything thoughtfully or strategically? If the media is giving people this impression, it is lying to them

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i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

My piece for the ace attorney investigation zine from a couple of years ago, it still holds but maybe i'll redraw it #aceattorney #aceattorneyinvestigations #fanart

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The first reaction to this news should be concern about the future of voting by mail www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

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wish that gaylord pipe burst on cpac instead

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note to self to deal with the kindle this weekend

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If you care about having access to your queer Amazon content after this month, you need to do this NOW.

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lol they’re going to fire a bunch of senior generals huh

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beanies make me look like an emo teen so i might be embracing grandma scarf situation for winter

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

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someone put up a piece of duct tape on the wall with "gay baby jail" for their favorite anime blorbo merch and didn't take it down, and the next person in that hotel room happened to be someone who is gay and was unfairly imprisoned in a foreign country like what are the fucking odds

jacking off daily for 30 minutes in the office bathroom is wild as hell

you know who else is a killer wife? kunikida doppo

somehow i’ve ended up watching severance at the end of the weekend which is devastating bc i have to work the next day

damn rip joann :(

I have an update on the #Joann Fabrics bankruptcy, and it is not good. A different liquidator has won the auction, and they intend to close ALL of the stores, not just the 2/3 originally slated to close. All stores will close by the end of May. 😞 Source: www.reddit.com/r/joannfabri...

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

peach rings my beloved

making lasagna raised the temp in my house so much lol it’s 77 on the thermostat

MY LASAGA

gotta have me a good lasagaaa

i bought peach rings again and it is taking all my will power to not go ham on these rings

this is what my shitty ex-manager (who monopolized our time, foisted her work upon us, and threatened my coworker with firing) made us do before we jointly complained to hr

i don’t like that this is being advertised for kids tbh

white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

hope my Sauce thaws out by tomorrow so i can make lasagna

watching the new episodes of love is blind and there must be a foot guy on the editing team bc why they just zoom in on a girl’s bare feet

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

is this a normal amount of branches to fall from a Big Old Tree over the last four months

it happened again it: several books on hold coming in all at once

saw a video where some food influencer said hexclad sent them the pans and im like ohhhhh man that’s why i see those horrible pans everywhere

This is why I keep talking about the last ten years as a metastasizing misinformation crisis. Why on EARTH would you think Trump would do anything thoughtfully or strategically? If the media is giving people this impression, it is lying to them

i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

My piece for the ace attorney investigation zine from a couple of years ago, it still holds but maybe i'll redraw it #aceattorney #aceattorneyinvestigations #fanart

The first reaction to this news should be concern about the future of voting by mail www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

wish that gaylord pipe burst on cpac instead

note to self to deal with the kindle this weekend

If you care about having access to your queer Amazon content after this month, you need to do this NOW.

lol they’re going to fire a bunch of senior generals huh

beanies make me look like an emo teen so i might be embracing grandma scarf situation for winter

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

someone put up a piece of duct tape on the wall with "gay baby jail" for their favorite anime blorbo merch and didn't take it down, and the next person in that hotel room happened to be someone who is gay and was unfairly imprisoned in a foreign country like what are the fucking odds

man the gaylord really doing numbers this year

holy shit 😭😭😭 katsucon

oh his health is worse than we thought huh