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chili.bsky.social
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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WELCOME TO THE BIG DECORATIVE GLASS GRAPE CLUSTERS BOWL

*Myanmar mentioned*

Brother I am now locked in

Just saw the Suits LA ad and DAMN did they find a hateable looking lead wow

Squatting rn (photo unrelated)

i saw a terrible thing the other night…a dark portent…a sign of the Beast

when I lived in China there were rampant online rumors that people were making fake eggs out of gelatin, calcium carbonate, and food coloring, maybe someone should try that

I don’t know what a Tate Mccrae is nor am I going to endeavor to find out

will my dog ever not drink water so greedily he chokes?

Writing a spec script for an Alan Ritchson and Don Lee called Reacher x Roundup: Big Boy Season

Bout damn time I won a raffle again

I like that Keith Lee platforms a lot of small businesses but I’ve never thought he had amazing taste and don’t get the hype wgaf if he didn’t like the full English from his hotel it means nothing

lifting rn

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

Lighting designer from Jersey just Italian-pronounced terracotta “terragut” like she was talking about manicotti

I feel like this Civ episode of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social was made just for me. Also Jason Isaacs sounds like someone w a Balmer accent trying to hide it

now watching

today in self-inflicted wounds: flung my fitbit off in the middle of the night, now cannot find it

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

nw White Lotus S3E1 #CarrieCoon

The Washpost, which is bleeding millions of dollars and shrinking its staff, accepted -- and then rejected -- a $115,000 ad that criticized Elon Musk. Anyway, here's the ad that the Post's business side didn't want its readers to see ⤵️ thehill.com/media/514849...

hitting the glutes and hammies

squatting rn Photo unrelated

Wow a lot of nascar on this app tonight.

Read Jack Handey’s book The Stench of Honolulu! It’s weird and goofy like the deep thoughts but it’s a misadventure in Hawaii as recounted by a fool

stop bleaching your eyebrows ew

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

There's a new season of Yellowjackets? I think I liked the last season when it came out 28 years ago

Gotta kill em

Civ 7 is just a different kind of game than 5/6. It’s still good but it’s made more… arcade-like? The way the eras and crises are handled is awkward and there’s so much stuff left off for no reason like auto-searching scouts or setting multiple research goals at once.

Been thinking about this all day. Westside Barbell says weak off the floor (I got it off the ground but not past the shins) means weak glutes and hamstrings and prescribes deficit deads and box squats

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Tried and failed 585. I’ll get there

Rewatching Mad Men and god they just keep brining Matt Weiner’s weird kid back on the show Jesus

Brutus loves that wet wet mud

Folks, we got him