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Of all the weird things that constantly pop up in right-wing discourse, why does tallow reoccur so often? This is like the 4th time I've seen neocons go batshit for beef tallow. My inability to understand this once had me genuinely wondering if I was indeed autistic. Its beyond me.

I have never seen a group of people fail to get it this much. You're not even trying to get it. You're crouching under the leaf of a nearby potted fern desperately trying to hide from it.

Again: This is all happening in the U.S. because a black man became the best Republican President in 65 years and the world's richest man paid a surgeon a ton of money to cut his penis into minced-meat.

I reiterate:

The actual trajectory of Democratic opposition to Trump since 2016 is that Democrats first engaged in #resistance and cultural progressivism, won the House in 2018, defeated Trump and won a trifecta the year of the George Floyd protests, tacked right under Biden, and lost in 2024.

being an american right now is like being in a room with two guys, one of whom constantly speaks in gibberish and wields a gun, and the other one who keeps going "i don't think he's supposed to do that" but refuses to use the large truncheon they're carrying for this purpose.

i’m sorry, i’m tired of this shit. there was no pronoun policing. i have encountered exactly three or four land acknowledgments in like ten years, and the most you’ll hear about “intersectionality” is in liberal nonprofits. this is just freefloating resentment masquerading as analysis.

The French are seriously light years ahead in protesting.

new EPISODE which we SINCERELY HOPE won't PREDICT OR AFFECT CURRENT EVENTS like some of our RECENT PODCASTS with @andersleehere.bsky.social and @orangefreddyg.bsky.social

A DELTA GREEN HUMBLE BUNDLE is coming March 20. It will have EVERYTHING. Its purpose is 2-fold: -To raise a warchest so Arcdream can side-step these stupid fucking tariffs and not charge more. -To raise money (again) for Direct Relief Ukraine, because Fuck Trump and Putin. Join the conspiracy.

never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good

Every four years Californians elect the worst person in the state to be governor, this is because the Governor has to live in Sacramento, a fate worse than death for most Californians

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

If you're in any kind of progressive/leftist space that still uses Discord, here's a list of open-source, self-hosted alternatives to migrate to. Discord is a cop. matrix.org www.rocket.chat mattermost.com

The party traitors who voted to censure Al Green: (one of them is @repmarcykaptur.bsky.social)...

Here is a list of Democrat incumbents to primary. Ami Bera, D-Calif. Ed Case, D-Hawaii Jim Costa, D-Calif. Laura Gillen, D-N.Y. Jim Himes, D-Conn. Chrissy Houlahan, D-Pa. Marcy Kaptur, D-Ohio Jared Moskowitz, D-Fla. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, D-Wash. Tom Suozzi, D-N.Y.

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

The worst part about possibly being hit by an asteroid in 2032 is the last thing most of us will probably see broadcast is Neil DeGrasse Tyson smugly explaining that he told us this was gonna happen, before passionately explaining the exact mechanisms by which members of humanity can expect to die.

lol i heard someone screaming "oh god dammit" in the hotel I'm staying at and i clicked over to where I had googled the score and a little +10 popped up over the chiefs

oh the superbowl? that’s bread and circuses. oscars? bread and circuses. that show you like? sorry that’s bread and circuses. the circus? you know it. do not even get me started on that bread you made dude

It's so rare that a video both lives in my head rent-free and is relevant to the moment, but I guess it happens now and again. youtube.com/shorts/LXifQ...

what AI boosterism reminds me of is Uri Geller's "psychic" spoon-bending. even if it works, we have better, quicker, more reliable ways to bend spoons. but more to the point: we don't need bent spoons

Someone sanity check me on this, but did anyone else have to do a whole thing in school about the banality of evil when they studied the Holocaust? Like, High School in *Texas*, I literally listened to a Jewish survivor of Dachau describe the experience to our class.

If you wake up tomorrow, find your nearest Food Not Bombs or other "we feed people" group, and then help them do that, you will have done more to fight fascism and resist the people you do not like than you could in an entire year of shitposting on Reddit, Mastodon, or Bluesky.

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

You know what I respect? When a podcast makes a buncha episodes and then they go "yeah, we don't wanna make anymore". Like it'd be easy to just keep making any content, including shit content, and you just decide "yeah, I'd rather make nothing" and that's totally good with me.