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Would it be presumptuous to call myself a multidisciplinary artist? / Officially been here before it was cool (She/her) I also make ascii art!
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One of these days I'm going to write a short story in which a Balcony is an area ruled by a Balcon

It is currently colder in Edmonton, Alberta, than it is in Yakutsk, Sakha.

jack off all trades

Porn in my feed🎵 Porn in my feed🎵 Not sure why there's porn in my feed🎶

they should make a gummy bear that’s in my mouth right now

Cheering myself up by checking to see which two-original-members-left 80s bands are hitting the suburban carnival circuit this summer

Eating jam toast, in bed, nude, at two in the afternoon I am a creature of pure chaos

Considering doing commissions Not sure though

Forgot to sign it, silly me - Let's try this again, hey? @warframspottr85.bsky.social's Tanny! Da long deer

My mother is a naaaazi. Not even kidding. She said, verbatim, that "Fascism isn't a word", then immediately pretended that she ever read 1984 *and said that I was trying to tone police *her**. She still denies that Musk did the nazi salute. She keeps trying to tell me, her trans daughter, about... 🧵

If he doesn't rig it, the next American election is probably going to be a sweep for the Democrats. If you're even slightly further left than wanting a party of compromise with the right instead of wanting the right, then vote for your fucking communists!

The resemblance is uncanny.

It is incredibly difficult to be Jewish and to not support Israel in at least an indirect manner. A lot of Jewish businesses directly support Israel. I fucked up recently, and I'm really starting to realise that I have to start cracking down on those fuck ups, so if anyone has any tips? please?

I gotta do more praxis

What did the Russians get when they played match game? A braaaand neeeew czaaaaar!

Don't forget to set your clocks forwards one year tonight!

My two cents on the matter

If a satyr ate grass, would he be kosher?

If you genetically engineered a pig to be a ruminant would it be kosher

I audibly moaned