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I met god at 7/11. Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh. Fix your hearts or die. She/her
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Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh

My beloved friend got married and my sister picked a wedding dress, and also the government is in shambles and fascism is rising, and it’s often difficult to parse all of those different feelings.

Saw a cybertruck absolutely covered in salt dust and lol’ed

Awoke from my nap to this creature in my bed staring at me

Not the liberals hitting me with the, “I just don't think we should fund poor people getting junk food with our tax dollars.” 🤪 Just say you hate poor people and go. Admit you don't think they deserve to be happy because of their income. Holy fucking shit.

replying to every democratic fundraising message with the full-text "I want my scalps" monologue from Inglorious Basterds

Lady at work thought I was calling to cancel her Medicare because of trump and she was so scared and now I am sad

How am I supposed to find the motivation to file my taxes when the government is doing all this shit

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

Become a rabbit. Burrow into the ground

New: An Americorps grantee (someone who runs a valuable government-funded social program) has sent me a copy of "Executive Order Compliance Instructions" that Americorps sent out yesterday ordering all grantees to certify that their programs don't "promote DEI activities." (thread)

I should call my insurance provider and ask if they’ll pay for an updated TDAP

Doing a research study that will (eventually) tell me how I react to medications based on my DNA so that’s neat and useful

I got the idea for this by watching my neighbors spray roundup on their dandelions. 💧👁️ #deathtoweedkiller #dandelions #feedthebees #gardening #mementomori

I’ve been telling doctors about my PMDD for over five years and nobody ever has anything helpful to say but tiktok recommends Pepcid and it makes things so much more tolerable and this is why the medical industry of the US must be destroyed

shoebill being abducted prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Ordering pizza from the local spot but not watching the sports ball

emergency foster and human housing assistance needed in or near Doylestown, PA

the wonderful thing about cats is no person will ever get to the end of their life and think "I wish I had spent LESS time letting a soft warm purring thing sleep in my lap."

“Techbro” is out. “Technofascist” is in. Call them what they are.

My mother has been sober and on MAT for over fifteen years. But because she is on MAT she is in a “locked unit” at her physical rehab where she is recovering from necrotizing pancreatitis. Her pancreas has been dying and they are worried that we (her family) are going to bring her drugs.

I make alt-pop music for queers (and sometimes others). I'll be recommending a few of my songs in this thread for the uninitiated. Repost to help it reach other queer/trans folks? Get a signed cd: sans-emusic.com/product/sing... #trans #music #queer #lgbtq #independentartist

Grabbed this pearl-cloud necklace from the @peculiarityshop.bsky.social update and it arrived and it’s beautiful! (I also appreciated the dumpster fire and Becky-head stickers and I’m keeping those)

For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)

Princess says “Call your congress person to discuss censuring nancy mace”

John Fetterman I am going to throw my hat in so hard with whoever tries to primary you. You will never receive my vote again and I hope you have to go home to York in disgrace. Never show your face in this state again you absolute loser

I’m not seeing enough people talking about how disbanding the department of education should eliminate student debt. Like I supposedly owe the DOE why should I give that money to somebody else because the stupid president disbanded the government