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choclad.bsky.social
Space dork | Sometimes hobbyist chocolate maker | Always pun maker | Uhhh what else
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✦ —— hananiblue ver. sadlights full: youtu.be/RTuDU7thBpw ↓ credits below ↓

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I do not need appliances that sing. Give me an oven that makes no electronic sounds and drop my rent to account for the money you saved by not buying a wasteful, unhelpful gimmick. 👴💢

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.

submitted 70 days ago • 377 comments

D&D Combinatorics xkcd.com/3015

submitted 123 days ago • 207 comments

test

submitted 135 days ago • 1103 comments

I thought it was going to be alienation but this also feels pretty right

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

So, what shall we do with him?

submitted 154 days ago • 25 comments

DANDADAN ❗💥

submitted 159 days ago • 4 comments

Top 10% baybeeeee

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

Pro tip: Learn to say “thank you” in lots of languages. Native speakers love it, and you will get ample opportunities to humiliate yourself having to explain that you only know how to say the one phrase after they start speaking rapidly at you in a language you don’t understand at all.

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

@monamenagerie.bsky.social

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submitted 394 days ago • 0 comments

I love survival shelter content on youtube because it'll just be some dude out in the woods like "guys check it out I can build a hovel"

submitted 423 days ago • 0 comments

My friend told me she went to the stationery store and didn't find what she wanted. I was like "Damn, did you try going to the mobile store? Maybe they have it."

submitted 423 days ago • 0 comments

fuck writing christmas letters, can't even use emojis just have to draw shit smh

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

Got a Halloween costume and was like "damn, this is the most expensive outfit I own"

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Ever think it was peculiar how Turkey the bird and the country were named the same way? Well the bird is named after the country. "Turkey cock" or "Turkeyhen" were the name given to the guinea fowl that were imported from Turkey the country. But the plot goes deeper:

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment

Companies will be like "we installed low flow toilets to save water!" [Automatic toilet flushes 8 times whenever you pass within 18 km]

submitted 516 days ago • 1 comment

If they think sports have gone woke now, wait till we tell em that NBA actually stood for Non-Binary Asexual this whole time 🏀

submitted 517 days ago • 1 comment