choclad.bsky.social
Space dork | Sometimes hobbyist chocolate maker | Always pun maker | Uhhh what else
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"Soy Chicken Rice Bowl?"
Hola, Chicken Rice Bowl! soy Choclad.
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Hello I am cookie enthusiast guy who doesn't follow you
To answer your question, I found your post on the discovery feed
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LMAO it occurred to me after the fact that maybe sending a spiced chai recipe with no further explanation was a lil bit confusing
Oopsie teehee :9
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A spiced chai for when chai is spicy
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sprigandvine.in/spiced-chai-...
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The Great Polycule shall subsume thee
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I got grief 🫠
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I'm so glad!!! Dark ambient lofi tunes to sleep and recover to~~~~
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Sent that last post and then this immediately showed on my feed like "no I think she needs a different set of vibes than the lofi ones" 😭 hope u feel better very soon
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Sending my most ambient lofi dark academia vibes
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😤great cuz you made it
😤great cuz it gave you joy
😤great because your heart sang a song and you decided to share a record with us so we could dance to it
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Hello stranger I just want u to know that ur skeet has escaped containment and landed on my very unrelated timeline so congratulations or my condolences 😌
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DANDADAN fans eating well this season
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I have now been annoying people with this exact joke for like 2 weeks
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As a person who has moved out of paw paw's growth zone I am very jealous 😭
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Want push buton
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just keepin it canine probably
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Deleted Twitter off my phone because hell no to all that nonsense
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This “not breeding purebred cats means they are lost forever” argument is so bizarre. What is being “lost” is a mere concept - animals are not killed by refusing to breed them. I would lose many mere concepts to eliminate or diminish a source of unnecessary suffering in the name of human vanity.
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Thanks for this, Jake. You helped the whole squad out.
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Damn, bet you feel pretty [HAPPY TO BE WRONG ABOUT THIS] huh lmao
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I had a neighbor for awhile who had a three-legged cat who was the most welcoming and loving little gentleman alive. When I was moving in, I was in the garage and he just came hopping in and looked at me, meowed, and flopped over for belly rubs. He knew nothing but love.
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"So like, are y'all gonna do something about that, orrrrr"
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Hot take: peach and cherry are best in cobblers, not pies.
Something about the texture of them, I just want there to be tasty chunks of sweetened biscuit mixed into the filling rather than encapsulating it. Pie is best for tart berries imo.
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shout out to last christmas, when I woke up to the sound of rain (it was 3 degrees Fahrenheit outside) and looked into my living room to see a waterfall coming from the ceiling fan.
The upstairs tenant had a pipe burst and wasn't in their house to catch it quickly.
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Similarly, Turkish and Arabic call oranges some version of "Portugal" due to the Portuguese traders that sold them. However, English acquires "orange" from Sanskrit "naranga" via Persian "narang" -> Arabic "naranj". So English got "orange" from an Arabic word for the fruit that they don't even use.
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The Turkish call this bird the "Hindi" - i.e. India, because this is where THEY imported guinea fowl from. So they have also named the bird after the country it comes from.
Side note, the American bird acquired the name Turkey from the guinea fowl due to their mutual resemblance.
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Hey though at least the paper towel dispensers never work #SaveTheTrees 😌
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The Pro in Pro Sports is short for Pronouns that's just how it is