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Gamers love their battle passes and loot boxes, they get mad if you spoil a commercial, just completely cooked consumers. Every industry would put up with death threats if they could get customers whose brains worked that way.

Every US election is like “in order to win this precious swing-state seat, the Dems need to rally behind Girl Hitler.” When you express dissatisfaction with electing a Hitler, Dems crow “do you not want to win, you stupid child?” Girl Hitler then wins and votes along GOP party lines 100% of the time

Does anyone have a link to that last bombcast?

lol

My first thought upon seeing this post

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

“It’s ridiculous that grand theft auto 6 could be priced so much higher than every other game!” *finger on monkey paw curls*

phone updated to the new version and how the fuck to I get my notification shade to work the way it used to because this is *stupid* I will figure it out, I am just "complaining"

Snood cookies, ca. 1999

expo 33 is GOOD

Daily Idles lyric breakdown on The Hill.

the nintendo bitch 2

uh oh looks like i preordered the bitch 2 how embarrassing

good luck ordering a switch 2, i am not doing that until it is easy because there's too much to play already

Police posted fentanyl stuffed chicken