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Especially if he is always on your mind
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But it's still 98% the money thing because we get good at multi tasking that one
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The one we currently live in.
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It's amazing the sheer number of books, films, and albums that you'd swear would be well in profit and yet somehow aren't
Although James Frey shouldn't get a however manyth act this would be, away with you James Frey
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A bold stratagem
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I got some white chocolate flavour milkshake from "the real milkshake company" (not wasting my time with any metaphorical ones) to try next when the Chocomel runs out (which will be soon, because I'm drinking more coffees due to how nice they are).
I'm lost to it, Mags, I'm gone
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Game changer by the way Magnus. The game? Changed.
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Smart. You've played this game before.
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Both noble and majestic
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It is very hot out today, I had to sit under a tree for a bit. You take care.
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Apologies, Col. (aCologies)
I have wronged you on a social media.
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Now, either:
The food gains nothing from the celery, meaning it's a waste of money and effort to include it, or
The food gains some of the flavour (bad) and texture(also bad) of celery
Either way, fuck celery.
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There are so cafes in Yoker, you don't need to make things up because you're a grown man who can have an afternoon beer if he likes
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Staffordshire pancakes, if you've got access to oat flour (or a food processor that can deal with porridge oats). You can make the batter the evening before, let it get its yeast on in the fridge overnight, serve them with cheese instead of sticky things?
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Hell yes Dutch babies (baby!)
Savoury french toast isn't sticky, if you don't bother with sugar or syrup or whatever, although if you have some ketchup with it you're back to sticky again
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Spanish omelette maybe?
It's not the most solid of solids; I'm sure determined toddlers could reduce it to eggy potato chunks, but even then it wouldn't be particularly stainy or sticky
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It's much warmer in the Underground than it used to be because the surrounding clay has absorbed heat over its century of operation and not longer works as a heat sink
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_....
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They're actively malicious, I don't care if "there's no way their brains can possibly understand the concept of good and evil" I'm telling you they're mean on purpose because they think it's funny
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If the township goes bankrupt owing him $45 million, he owns the town now. That's the rules.
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Forced, simply forced, for mental and physical health reasons, to sit on a shaded bench by a stream rather than hastening back to my computer to do more work on a Friday afternoon
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They can stalk you too, remorseless, unfazed by wild swipes. I swear they take an extra fraction of a second to make eye contact for a little extra "fuck you" before they bite.
(The ones that bite chunks out of your upper limbs are called clarms)
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What's the use by date on these please? (My group meets on Wednesdays)
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Which one is secretly a duck?
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This approaches Tory MP levels of insultingly uninformed about Ireland, which is impressive in a way
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*dealing with
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That's some going pal.
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Refusing to move until it refers to you as 'Dis guy'
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You mean "hooray" but you've typed "ffs" by mistake
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Once you've crossed the Mango Rubicon there's no man going back
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The life you save may be your own
www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...
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Yeah, by repeatedly demonstrating that you'd be mad not to get some MAD in place to protect yourself from constant imperialism
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Explorers baby yeah!
That sounds like it's going to be an excellent trip, I hope you have a great time
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Enjoy Mull!
I hope you get a chance to visit Iona, it's lovely.
And enjoy your maps; I prefer the orangey ones because they're what I'm used to, but that's pure personal preference. Maps are great.
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Surely it won't reach 40c today
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That is a very flowery shirt!
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Even at the time I could not believe that this film got made. Watching it while thinking "is this really happening?"
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This is Heart Condition erasure
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_C...
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I don't think it exists, that's why
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I had no idea! There's so much I don't know about snakes
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Hastings Cut(off)
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Old enough to have had a crush on the mysterious leader of the Hermit Kingdom, who died in 1994
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Look it's not my fault that the capital i and the lowercase L look alike in this font, my time machine was confiscated before I ever got it, bloody Time Police
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Kim Il Sung
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Teach us the wonders of curry Madhur Jaffrey!
(I've got one of her cookbooks in my kitchen)
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She was a dignified Indian lady teaching us poor benighted Scots the joys of making spicy food, and he's got her being a disgraceful granny in a beret: even though the video was years ago, I'm fully invested in Mamdani winning the whatever it is, Mayor of new York is it? He is the best candidate.