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WTF Hulu? I watched 3 hours of this bs for you to cut off the most important awards? 🤡

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Russia and China, have ramped up recruitment efforts targeting US federal employees—particularly those recently fired or at risk of termination. These efforts are unfolding aggressively on LinkedIn, where adversaries are reaching out under the guise of job opportunities, networking, and consulting.

so gross

"I will bring down inflation on day one." 😂😂😂😂

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

What would the 2025 version of the Boston Tea Party be? 🤔

I would really love to see the NYT & WaPo treat the current political situation with even half the level of alarm they used last year in reporting that Biden was old

My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.

Former Secretary of Transportation--who was not on The Real World or Road Rules--weighs in on the President's efforts to blame the fatal air traffic accident on DEI.

The felons first week in office & Project 2025......

Wonder who else will follow suit… Also, lol at calling it Twitter 🤣

is today the threat to, or really, the promise of America?

save some smoke today for the reporters, pundits, and influencers who failed to convey the threat of Trumpism to their audiences and the voters who couldn't be bothered to make an informed choice last November

No more excuses. Delete your X accounts.

@mcorey.bsky.social Friend, it’s so nice to see you over here! This place is starting to feel like OG Twitter - but with a splash of impending doom

RIP Snoop

Gavin DeGraw?! 😞 Life imitating art? “I'm surrounded by liars Everywhere I turn I'm surrounded by imposters Everywhere I turn”

Ticketmaster is the scamiest of scams. I am reselling 2 tix. They're taking a $30 fee from my listed price. (The same $30 fee I paid to begin with.) I see the listing and there is an additional $38 added per ticket. So, they are making an additional $68 on the crappy tix they already made $30 on.

Shut up, Bilas. Rinse. Repeat.

The FAFO Thread

I don’t know what kind of sorcery my grandmother possessed, but she could cut wrapping paper perfectly straight with an icing spatula. Me? I use those neon Scotch titanium scissors, and somehow the edges still look like a Pomeranian went to town on them. (Thoughts while holiday wrapping)

🎶 Drones Over Jersey 🎶

What if big brands skipped the flashy Super Bowl ads and poured that money into next-level customer service instead? 💡✨ #CustomerFirst

Before you make bold statements about the “evilness” of healthcare companies, make sure you’re not holding their stock first. The call might be coming from inside the house.🧵