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I have a joke about Thanatos and it kills.

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I have a joke about Orpheus but the last time I told it, a bunch of drunk women tried to tear me apart.

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I have a joke about Medusa but you have to be stoned.

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I have a joke about Polyphemus but it's about as funny as a poke in the eye.

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Huge endorsement for Zohran news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...

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There should be a competing parade honoring Kyle Gass.

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1. Trans troops are now being separated from their jobs, and we have learned what discharge code they are being given: "JDK," a code that was used to remove communists and gay people, and can be seen as a "black mark" on their service. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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My late brother-in-law was a right-wing Riker’s Island cop. If you ever watched a grown-up movie around him, he would cough after each and every swear word. Like he was retroactively covering them up.

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Ooh, Chiles, things are gonna get easier Ooh, Chiles, thing'll get brighter

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was just talking the other day w June about how "remembering the past, literally at all" seems like a superpower in political circles

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Nothing like a Nazi to help out your cause with a New York jury.

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Tommy Flanagan's wife is all right.

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No confirmation on whether it was Nazis from Group A, Nazis from Group B, a Nazi cover band, amateur Nazi enthusiasts, Nazi LARPers, out-of-season Nazi trick-or-treaters, or just contestants in a Nazi cosplay contest.

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I spoke with the LA-area pastor who confronted masked men conducting an apparent immigration action on church property — men, she says, who said "the whole country is our property." DHS claims ICE wan't there — but I have video, and it may've still been a DHS team. religionnews.com/2025/06/13/i...

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What absolute bullshit. "Heartlight" is godawful in no small number of ways, but copyright infringement is not one of them.

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An anti-free speech death threat is not the same thing as a "stern warning" holy shit get your mouths off the boots

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this is fascism

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My doctor's on-hold message just gave me the option of talking to an 'After-Hours Advice Nurse.' Sounds kinda hot.

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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started theonion.com/netanyahu-ca...

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“We had a clear U.S. green light”

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My social anxiety, world-weariness, and just weariness-weariness are at an apex today. I'm gonna be an indoor cat, I think, at least until sundown.

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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

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Whenever I get back from taking out the trash, I find Snowball waiting for me atop the 'Cuddle Table' (the little typing table he jumps up on when he wants to nuzzle my face).

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Israel deserves Netanyahu

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You can't vote, litigate, adjudicate, or protest your way out of fascism.

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I think the U.S. needs a two-state solution.

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Yesterday Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security threatened to “liberate” Los Angeles from its own freely elected officials. Kristi Noem must resign.

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A competition-based society is bad, actually.

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This

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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

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Trump pissed off the boss: "Stephen Miller, Trump’s deputy chief of staff for policy and an architect of his immigration policy, likewise voiced concerns Thursday about Trump’s comments, according to a person with knowledge of the discussions"

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That's a lot of words to say "I couldn't grow a pair with Israel."

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a Republican House member from SC, Rep. RJ May, is facing 10 counts of CSAM using the screen name "joebidennnn69" im dead

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This is a lie. We all saw the video. The Senator clearly identified himself, and he did not "lunge" toward anyone. If these miserable propagandists will lie to you about roughing up a U.S. Senator in a room full of reporters, what won't they lie to you about?

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An aggressive ethnostate led by a corrupt fanatic with a guarantee that whatever it does, it will have the backing of the most powerful state on earth and the acquiescence of most European ones. What could possibly go wrong?

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Seems like appeasement doesn’t work when you are dealing with genocidal fascist madmen seized by apocalyptic religious fervour, who cannot be deterred.

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Netanyahu needs to be brought to justice, and I don't mean in the 'lock him up' way. I mean in the 'Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge' way.

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"How Corporate Media Is Paving the Road For Fascism in America" In times of doubt, you can always count on corporate media and their remoras to "both sides" Donald Trump's fascist regime and demand civility as MAGA continues to dispense violent cruelty. thelefthook.substack.com/p/how-corpor...

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This YouTube channel is bonkers. Remarkably high-quality transfers of early 1970s music videos, from an artist who was a one-hit wonder in the U.S. but then became a superstar in Germany. She was Hasselhoff before Hasselhoff.

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I’m not sure that this was a thing in the world until I reverse-Mandela Effected it into existence just now.

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I joke sometimes about Republicans drinking the Kool-Aid, but I have to apologize. No way were the congregants of Jim Jones's People's Temple as stupid or insane as these MAGA dumbfucks are.

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I talk to the moon soldier every day, nice dude but says he’s kinda bored up there

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I find it sickening how someone who used to be a major voice in Leftist spaces, like Ana Kasparian; can look at the ICE raids in LA, and claim that calling it fascism is “fear mongering”.

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ACAB includes Ana Kasparian.

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Before you chastise Israel for starting World War III, remember they are doing it so they can get the like hostages back or something.

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This is a bad night for there to be no Creature Features, Svengoolie, or Joe Bob.

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