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Literally Elon

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Obviously far from the biggest indignity but every federal worker getting blasted a Saturday night “defend your paycheck” email from the world’s most annoying drug addict is such a pain in the ass

submitted 2 hours ago • 12 comments

Elon should catch hands for sending a work email on a fucking Saturday.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Aren’t we all

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Template response: • I did my job • I don’t answer to Elon • Suck • My • Dick

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

The only Democratic nominee I vote for in 2028 is one who explicitly runs on putting Elon in jail.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 10 hours ago • 496 comments

Just read Elon’s texts and feel like I need a shower.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump take egg.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 16 hours ago • 145 comments

This is how it’s done.

submitted 1 day ago • 2822 comments

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

Trump take egg and blame you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There’s something happening in this country.

submitted 1 day ago • 755 comments

Based on the political trash talk I believe America now has to become the eleventh province of Canada. Them’s the rules.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Excited to hear about how DEI is to blame for America losing in overtime.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When you watched The Apprentice and thought it was real life.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

lib tea party, you're hearing it more and more

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

No matter how rich he gets this is the biggest fucking loser I’ve ever seen

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I probably think this 5-10 times a day.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

This man is zooted into the next dimension

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

Sorry Grimes, Elon is busy calling ISS astronauts retarded and insisting Ukraine hold elections during Russian occupation. Your kid’s health or whatever will have to wait.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

congratulations to the first elected dem to realize that if you get arrested for criticizing elon musk you immediately become the face of the party and front runner for 2028.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“I uh…you see…I um, did not, you understand…have a, um…’botched’ penis implant.”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely rooting for Canada tonight.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Reacher should fight Matt Gaetz

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Riley Gaines is here to teach women how to come in 5th place once and make an entire grift out of it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I found the antidote for kings.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump loves testing the fence, like the raptors in Jurassic Park. The longer he “jokes” about being a king without any real pushback from Republicans the more it becomes a real problem.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This is incredibly smart by @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social, a lesson Democrats have to learn fast. There will be no a-ha moment for the electorate. You can't wait around for people to realize how bad it is if they'll invariably wind up blaming the Reverse Vampires. You just have to fight, right now.

Literally Elon

Obviously far from the biggest indignity but every federal worker getting blasted a Saturday night “defend your paycheck” email from the world’s most annoying drug addict is such a pain in the ass

Elon should catch hands for sending a work email on a fucking Saturday.

Aren’t we all

Template response: • I did my job • I don’t answer to Elon • Suck • My • Dick

The only Democratic nominee I vote for in 2028 is one who explicitly runs on putting Elon in jail.

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

Just read Elon’s texts and feel like I need a shower.

Trump take egg.

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

This is how it’s done.

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

Trump take egg and blame you.

There’s something happening in this country.

Based on the political trash talk I believe America now has to become the eleventh province of Canada. Them’s the rules.

Excited to hear about how DEI is to blame for America losing in overtime.

When you watched The Apprentice and thought it was real life.

lib tea party, you're hearing it more and more

No matter how rich he gets this is the biggest fucking loser I’ve ever seen

I probably think this 5-10 times a day.

This man is zooted into the next dimension

Sorry Grimes, Elon is busy calling ISS astronauts retarded and insisting Ukraine hold elections during Russian occupation. Your kid’s health or whatever will have to wait.

congratulations to the first elected dem to realize that if you get arrested for criticizing elon musk you immediately become the face of the party and front runner for 2028.

“I uh…you see…I um, did not, you understand…have a, um…’botched’ penis implant.”

Absolutely rooting for Canada tonight.

Reacher should fight Matt Gaetz

Riley Gaines is here to teach women how to come in 5th place once and make an entire grift out of it.

I found the antidote for kings.

Trump loves testing the fence, like the raptors in Jurassic Park. The longer he “jokes” about being a king without any real pushback from Republicans the more it becomes a real problem.

This is incredibly smart by @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social, a lesson Democrats have to learn fast. There will be no a-ha moment for the electorate. You can't wait around for people to realize how bad it is if they'll invariably wind up blaming the Reverse Vampires. You just have to fight, right now.

Luckily for this owner, the eggs can only increase its value.

They screwed this all up.