Profile avatar
chrishoodau.bsky.social
#AWS | #Azure | #Tech | #InfoSec | #CloudOps | #Running | #Ingress | #Enlightened | (he/him) Powered by snark, and caffeine. I'm a keepy uppy expert!
251 posts 146 followers 134 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Absolutely loving the cute little signs Dems are holding up. That'll show em.

What I want for dinner: sushi train, nice family outing What $daughter wants for dinner: Boxed Mac n cheese Le sigh

imgur.com/a/trumpet-of... Bahah credit to /u/perthguppy

You just lost the game

Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs. by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.

The cicada lifestyle is more appealing than ever. Hiding underground for the next 17 years only to emerge screaming, that's living the dream.

This game doesn't seem to be very close

How I usually greet customers in on-site meetings

Burns Night! Haggis, Neeps & Tatties 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Robe Update:

Oh wow. Just look at this screenshot. Read the red box then read the sentence above. So many implications for women in these sentences. Your reproductive health now includes the needs of men and the community. Who gets to decide what spiritual wellness is. That’s a fucking cult right there.

Sydney, I am inside you

Melbourne, I am in you

Elon Musk grew up in an apartheid country, backed a German political party that seeks to rehabilitate Hitler, was sued by the federal government for abuse against Black workers, promoted pro-Hitler tweets, and gave a Hitler salute twice in a speech. But what are his real political beliefs?

The only outcome of a Bunnings trip is to require another Bunnings trip

It's Friday, which means it's time to tear down and rebuild all the dev environments to make sure no-one is working outside the cicd process!

Yep. The LA fires have made it abundantly clear the response will always be: 1) Blame environmentalists 2) Try to buy their way out of it. Tbh Australia has now had a 20 years of so of bushfires being blamed on Green groups.

Work is really cutting into my afternoon nap time

"Okay ladies, so this is why we don't mix fonts on the covers..."

New year, new running shoes, new blisters dang it

Up and at work. Everyone else in the house is still in bed so I can't caffeinate. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't wanna. Really don't wanna.

Back to work tomorrow siiiiiiiiiiigh

Happy New Year everyone except dickheads, twats and wankers

Happy new year friendos