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Sr. Digital Producer and CFB Lead for ESPN | Still waiting to read Connor Stalions manifesto
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Was The Brutalist about Adrian’s personality or…..

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Adrian the king of jumping in as the meeting is wrapping up “before we go, I just wanted to say….” And then it’s some bullshit about the break room coffee cups not being stocked

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Doja Cat…..I was unfamiliar with your game

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Eagles are just full of dudes that were fun as hell in college

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If Cleatus can celebrate Mardi Gras, does Cleatus also sacrifice something during Lent

submitted 22 days ago • 25 comments

Also never elected a felon before so………

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Jimmy Butler's gotta be fucking livid

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked

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They deserved that doink

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They deserve each other.

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RIP TikTok

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Patrick on the Nickelodeon broadcast was more insightful than Brady.

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Tom Brady calls NFL games like a second grader describing art. “I like the pretty colors and that there’s a beach because if I could live somewhere it would be on a beach. Everyone should live on a beach.”

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Kinda left out a giant piece of the story when it comes to Carter on this one….

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All good strip club stories have a friend emerging from some back room proclaiming softly and urgently “We need to go. Now”

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Game winning doink is ELITE

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Me when I grab a bowl out of the microwave and it’s too damn hot

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Drew Allar just said he was trying to throw the ball at the WR’s feet on that last throw. Da fuq??

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They also got outscored 92-14 in the first half of those games. A more even 55-52 in the second halves.

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Texas deserved all of that doink

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This is an all-time boot and rally by Skattebo

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A thunderstorm in Connecticut shortly after midnight feels ominous for 2025.

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Neither Shane Beamer or Bret Bielema is feeling the cheeziest right now.

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Michigan football ending 2024 the way it started it: by kicking Alabama's ass.

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Someone needs to unplug and reboot Jalen Milroe. (but only after this game)

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ESPN worked very hard to get a 12-team Playoff on air, then spent the first weekend of the thing -- which should have been a celebration of college football -- acting like it didn't care very much for the product it was paying for. It was sorta odd: www.indystar.com/story/sports...

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe Cignetti actually said “we quit the shit out of top 25 games”

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Gently and tenderly caressing the shit out of top 25 teams

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Can confirm the Pop Tarts Trophy does in fact toast Pop Tarts. (sadly also all I can show from our shoot today)

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The daughter on this Netflix show La Palma is one of the most annoying characters I can remember.

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I don't know if it's cool or sad Belichick is coaching UNC

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